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"jesus christ" "I go by alice now, actually" ma'am I want to kiss you on the mouth so so bad

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[ID: A Magnus Protocol transcript reading: SAM: You know it’s rude to eavesdrop? ALICE: (normal again) You know it’s rude to have absolutely no game? end ID]

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sam has been fucking murdered

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Now Alice, my love, I’m going to need you to stop saying super cryptic shit and then turning it into a joke, because its really starting to NOT SOUND LIKE A JOKE ANYMORE

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#me fr #tmagp

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congrats to this episode for being the first one in the series to make me go

#AUGH #I WAS *EATING* #and it’s about MASCOTS #do you know how many nightmares i’ve had about mascots chasing and killing me #too many. that’s how many #they’re freaking TERRIFYING AND NOW ITS A RECURRING CHARACTER IN TMAGP??!? 😭😭😭 #tmagp

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he shouldve been at the cluuuu- oh. oh he was? oh. did he have fun? oh

#tmagp

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Hey haha. Remember the lying glitch? Yeah, it didn't go off when Alice said "I don't wonder. I know." about the question who benefits from all this. Do with this information what you will.

#WHAT #tmagp

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Today's gender is absolutely no game.

#me fr

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THE FACT THAT THE AUDIO DIDNT GLITCH WHEN ALICE SAID THAT SHE KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING AT THE OIAR. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? ALICE WHAT ARE YOU HIDING???????????

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in the oiar office. straight up "getting off". and by "off", haha, well. let's justr say. My armns.

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#why have i literally never heard this???!

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#AYO REALLY?! #i didnl;t know that happy birthday to him

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Funny what a little bit of Holocaust denialism will get you trending with.

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Sam having ABSOLUTELY no game and still getting both Celia and Alice is the closest thing to a confident boost that this podcast has given me

#REAL #tmagp

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A helping hand

#BABEY! #aminals

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#shes stunning #also unrelated but i took that literally at first and looked to see if she had something in her mouth lol

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#ace and toad #almost never play mario kart bc i don't have a nintendo but whenever i play with friends who DO i use toad