[Dazai sneaks into Chuuya’s apartment]
Dazai: Chuuya~ It’s time to wake up!!! [dumps ice water on the bed]
Chuuya [in the shower]: Why are you here so early?! And how did you unlock the door?!
Dazai: Eh? Chuuya? Wait, then who is—?
Verlaine: Say your prayers, bitch.
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nosy anons let's go
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if…
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
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atsushi and dazai: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
dazai: FUCK WE NEED AN ADULT!!
atsushi: DAZAI-SAN YOU’RE AN ADULT
dazai: OH FUCK
dazai: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GET KUNIKIDA-KUN
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Asassination Classroom: We'll work together to kill our amazing teacher.
My Hero Academia: Killing each other is up for debate, but let's focus on killing the guys who want to kill us.
Danganronpa: How about you guys kill EACH OTHER.
Bungou Stray Dogs: Just shoot everyone you don't recognize and hope you didn't hit someone important.
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