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...they're idiots, your honor.

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Bath time = Death 💀 Because she has her mama’s hair

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In the perfect world the Marauders (minus Peter bc I agree) would still be alive and able to watch over Harry. Canon? What canon? Also as a note, the iphone text generator I used doesn’t have a group chat option, I added those names in GIMP. Took quite a bit longer but I’m happy with it in the end.

-Derex

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“A troll!” Regulus echoes, dismissing his words. “Who lets a troll inside the castle? Who lets children fight a troll!”

“An idiot.”

“Exactly!” Regulus groans. “A sorry excuse of a wizard— Chief Warlock my arse. He doesn’t even deserve the title of Headmaster! I’m going to kill him.” 

“I didn’t give you permission to enter my home and to give me false hope,” Aberforth deadpans, “you and I know you won’t be doing that. Now please, sit down and read.”

What it costs - Anonymous

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Reg bought Harry a snake when they found out he could speak Parseltongue and James is still to this day absolutely terrified of it

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Harry "do you or do you not feel bonita?" Potter and Regulus "I feel bonita" Black as he's getting a makeover from Harry against his will

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okay but maybe perhaps writing a short fic/one-shot where Regulus has been in hiding at Grimmauld, and Sirius knows. and when Lily and James die, Sirius takes baby Harry there and Harry is being raised by Regulus and wolfstar

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An unhealthy amount of my brain is fully devoted to Regulus organising Black Family portraits with Wolfstar’s children, Harry and whatever babies he and James somehow made.

Idk why but I also assume that James would have wanted like 2 more children at least!! Even if they weren’t biological, i feel like hes so infectious that all their children would take after him in some way.

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Sirius: I can’t believe it.

15!Harry: Sorry…

Sirius: Not only you were selling the cigarettes for extremely low price, but you also got caught! With the evidence!

Harry: Oh…oh, it’s about the cigarettes? I thought somebody told you about Draco and I.

Sirius: Excuse me?

Harry: NOTHING-

Remus: HUH, I WON!

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Regulus who came to the Gryffindor dorm:

Wolfstar being loud aggressive and dramatic to each other: OH FUCK YOU!!!

*sounds of broken glass and fight*

Regulus:

James: Aren’t Barty and Evan the same???

Regulus: Fuck no??

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!Everybody lives au!

Regulus: exFUCKINGcuse me??

Sirius snagging Remus: yeah, excuse you, go away??

Regulus: IN OUR BLOODY HOUSE, ARE YOU FOR REAL? WHY DIDN’T YOU LOCK THE DOOR?

Sirius: You&James forgot to put silencing charm yesterday.

Regulus: We did NOT.

Harry: Yeah, you did.

Draco: Absolutely.

Regulus: Hold on wtf are you doing in here?

Draco: Hi Uncle Regulus, hi Uncle Sirius, hi Mr.Potter, hi Professor Lupin. I’m going home already, thank you, bye!

James: Bye Draco!

Regulus: WAIT DID YOU SHAG MY SON?

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James: That looks like propaganda.

Regulus, holding Harry: say “Slytherin”

James: Hm…

Regulus: Propaganda? What propaganda???

Harry: Slytherin!

Regulus: 🥹🥹my baby🥹🥹

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Harry: I’M IN LOVE WITH DRACO MALFOY

Regulus: Okay

Wait

DRACO MALFOY? LITTLE BLACK? CISSI’S BOY?

Harry: I gotta go

James: Like father like son…

Sirius, kicking the door out: YOU R IN LOVE WITH BLOODY DRACO?!

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11!Harry: I got sorted into Slytherin!

James: Oh?

Sirius: YOU WHAT?

Regulus: Ma boy

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Sirius: God, you are so uncultured.

Harry: Sorry, Sirius??

Sirius: you should be…HOW COME YOU DON’T KNOW QUEEN???

Harry: Um…

Remus: That’s a shame.

Harry: Regulus doesn’t listen to it either!

Sirius: I know, it’s a shame.

Regulus: Fuck you.

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wc: 599

warnings: none x

When Regulus wakes up, the smell of pancakes hits his nose almost instantly. He has barely gotten any sleep, but either way, he has to get up. So, he swings his legs over the edge of the bed and stands up, walking down the stairs.

"Good morning, sweet boy." James walks over and kisses his forehead, smearing a little bit of flour on Regulus' cheek, he wipes it off with a scowl.

"Morning." He sits at the island counter and puts his head on his arms with a light groan.

"Grumpy boy this morning, m'love?" James asks, continuing to flip the pancakes.

"Always grumpy." A small voice babbles beside him. Regulus looks over and strokes the child's head.

"G'morning to you too, Haz." Regulus quickly leans over and kisses Harry's head.

"Good morning, papa." Harry giggles and continues to color in his coloring book. Regulus smiles at his little boy and takes in his surroundings. The whole room was light, he was sitting next to his son who just turned 6 a few months ago, and he watches as his husband of nearly 5 years as he dances around the kitchen, humming a silly tune he probably learned on the muggle radio. Life is good for Regulus, he knows that.

James places two plates in front of him, one for him and one for Harry. Regulus hands Harry his plate, and helps him pour his syrup. James sits next to him and places a kiss to his forehead.

"Sweetheart, are you feeling warm?" James touches the back of his hand to Regulus' forehead. Regulus shakes his head and takes another bite. "You are feeling quite warm." James places the palms of his hands on Regulus' cheeks.

"Let me feel!" Regulus glares at James as Harry's hands slap to his cheeks, the light sound echoing through the room. James holds a hand over his mouth, trying not to laugh. "Oh, yeah, papa. You are warm!" Harry forces Regulus to look at him and squeezes his father's cheeks.

"Alright, Haz," James stands up from his place in the kitchen and picks Harry up once Harry is done eating. "If papa really is sick we don't want you to catch anything, so go on and put your shoes on." He places Harry gently onto the floor, Harry wraps his chubby arms around Regulus' calf's before running off to the front door.

"I'm going to work." Regulus states.

"You aren't."

"I am, James."

"Do you wanna get all those little kids sick?" Regulus glares at James, he had gotten into teaching not to long ago, now he teaches Harry's kindergarten class. "Hm?"

"Obviously not, Potter." James raises his eyebrows with a grin.

"Head off to bed, will you? I'll come in after I drop off Harry and cuddle you. Sound good, Potter?"

"Whatever." Regulus ignores the blush that spread on his cheeks, he gets up from his place at the table and sits next to Harry, helping him lace up his new lighting mcqueen sneakers that nana Effie bought him. "Papa isn't gonna be at work today, is that okay with you, babe?" Regulus tucks one of his little boys curls out of his face, Harry makes a pouty face. "I know, sweetheart, blame daddy." Harry's face up turns quickly. "I'll see you later, okay?" Harry nods his little head.

"I love you, papa." Harry puckers his little lips and kisses both his father's cheeks, grinning wildly as James rounds the corner.

"I love you too, baby." Regulus smiles back at him.

"Off to school!" James lifts Harry in the air, spinning him.

(for @ashywashy1240 bc I keep traumatizing him)