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Best wishes, Percy Jackson

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Bonus:

Percy, you can't ship Medusa's head to Olympus. Why not?

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023-) S01E03 | "We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium"

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i love that most of the experience of watching percy jackson is just me going “THEY SAID THE THING LOOK THEY DID THE THING FROM THE BOOKS ITS FROM THE BOOKS GUYS LOOK THEY DID THE THING FROM THE BOOKS THEY SAID A LINE OMG GUYS” every 5 minutes. i am insufferable about this show already and it’s barely even begun

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some people literally watched this teaser and are still adamant the casting is not perfect. wdym. percy looks confused in every shot that he's in. grover looks fucking terrified on the verge of a mental breakdown. annabeth is stabbing someone. how is this not perfect for you. LOOKS DON'T MATTER AS LONG AS THE ESSENCE OF THE CHARACTER IS THERE!!!!

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Percy, young, naive: I hope something good happens.

Percy, now: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.

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I'm rereading TLT because I have horrible impulse control and i will never get over the stark contrast of the Lotus Casino scenes of both the movie and book

Because movie Percy's like:

Percy: *high on lotus flowers having the time of his life* This is amazing~

Poseidon: *godly whispera in his brain* Percy you're in trouble get out of there

Percy: Oh sh*t he's right! We gotta go

Meanwhile the absolute perfection book Percy goes:

Percy: *while playing games* Oh man I having a great time! I feel warm and happy and relaxed and safe and enjoying life! I have not felt this amazing in years!

Percy:.....

Percy: something's horribly wrong

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H E L P Dick Grayson weaponizing that he was the cutest little kid and how MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT HOW CUTE I WAS WHEN I KNEW NOTHING AND WAS TRYING SO HARD TO BE INTERESTING TO GROWN-UPS LIKE YOU AND BRUCE, REMEMBER HOW MUCH WE ALL CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, THINK ABOUT THAT SO YOU'LL STOP FIGHTING BECAUSE THIS IS ALL EXTREMELY SILLY is the kind of characterization I come to comics for. Dick thinks this whole Gotham War plot is stupid: CONFIRMED CANON

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Wlw mlm solidarity

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Dick: B, I’m going to school!

Bruce: Okay, have a g– …what is that?

Dick: *acts innocent

Dick: What’s what?

Bruce: Why are you dressed like Where’s Waldo?

Dick: I’m playing a game of hide and seek on my teachers. The one to spot me gets to take my attendance.

Bruce: And why would you want to do that?

Dick: Fun. And chaos. Consider it a training exercise.

Bruce: …Fine. I’ll see you in the principal’s office later.

Dick: Cool, k bye!

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I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them

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Tim: Why does no one tell me if we have people over?

Tim: I just walked downstairs with a "Say hey if you're gay" T-shirt and Batman boxers.

Tim: We had eight people over.

Tim: They saw.

Stephanie: Did any of them say hey?

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bruce meeting dick and jason in dan mora’s au batman: the brave and the bold story, ‘heroes of tomorrow’

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LMAO SOMEONE GIVE BRUCE A MEDAL FOR DEALING WITH THIS AWFUL, AWFUL CHILD OF HIS, THE MAN IS A SAINT TO PUT UP WITH *WAVES HAND* ALL THAT

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AGH DICKS

#he pretty

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✨Father Bruce and Nightmare-Child Dick✨

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batfamily twitter chaos