imnotapelican

imnotapelican

no pelicans here

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imnotapelican·13 days agoAnswer

Wtf

On the alignment chart I consider myself to be a chaotic chaotic

Also did you know that squirrels are the cause of most power outages in the US? Fun fact

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imnotapelican·14 days agoText

Masculinity is fucking hilarious to me like suck a dick if u want bro its ok if pussy’s ur deal go off sis just do what you want while you’re still alive dude cuz lord knows imma slit ur throat in a few minutes, might as well get a good fuck in before that if u want
Srsly if ur getting ur dick sucked I’ll wait to kill u like I don’t wanna interrupt so just do what u want ok don’t be toxic because if you r I’ll prob kill the person ur fucking too lol

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