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Thank you

I know this is the most 28 year old thing I could possibly say but what if I have actually experienced everything and run out chances in life???? Think about it. Think about it. It’s three am and this is very reasonable.

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Gaud, maybe they’re just comfy in there.

Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins

An Illustrated Guide For Vampires

1. Privacy Tent

2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed

3. Victorian Box Bed

4. Canopy Bed

5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice

6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass

in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets

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I misread the second line and I thought it said “ society was literally invented to provide access to crabs “.

please be aware that your ancestors would be so proud and joyful over the number of carbohydrates you consume. 

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“ as if this was a perfectly normal thing for me to post, indistinguishable from my general content, no follow up context needed “ it... is? also, some of us have heard this before so maybe it’s just not big news.

*to the tune of All Star* A handsome young man once told me Wolverine can never be circumcised

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@ekk0klo​ Hey, I know it’s probably late and not that important, but shouldn’t the scar be on the other side of Tron’s face?

I got some copics

So have a Rinzler

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consider the following: boomer vampires

suggestion: vampire characters who actually act their age

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humans are animals (literally)

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

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hmmmmmmmm *big thonk emoji*

Hey remember that guy I was talking about ages past who stalked me and then made a bootleg Cyana…

Now they have another oc

Named Solaria 🤨

#hmmmm

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reblogging for ppl to see

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

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Wilbur is by all means chaotic neutral.

The 3rd Youtuber Alignment Chart!

Lawful Good - @pmseymourva

Neutral Good - Daniel Thrasher

Chaotic Good - MatPat

Lawful Neutral - Wilbur Soot

True Neutral - SiIvagunner (with 2 I’s)

Let’s Game It Out - Chaotic Neutral

Lawful Evil - Sheet Music Boss

Neutral Evil - Literallynoone

Chaotic Evil - Parker Meek

Reasons

P. M. Seymour

He’s a very sweet guy, and no, I’m seriously not biased, in my honest opinion, he is very kind. Most of his uploads are just pleasant surprises when I’m scrolling through my feed. Edit: I am sorry I used ‘him’ to refer to PM, I keep forgetting they go by they/them.

Daniel

If his skits weren’t funny enough, He’s the only person who’s sponsors I willingly watch because they actually use characters from his vids.

MatPat

Besides making a few controversial memes and theories, he’s pretty funny and I wouldn’t listen to anyone else explain the entirety of the FNaF lore.

Wilbur

Sure, in the dsmp, Ranboo’s the beloved. But out of the dsmp? Wilbur’s my beloved.

SiIvagunner

Reason 1, in his own lore, he almost never takes center stage, and reason 2, same reason Slimecicle is true neutral.

Let’s game it out

This is the man who will absolutely destroy a game for fun. In fact, that’s what he does. A lot.

Sheet Music Boss

Rush E. That’s literally the only reason.

Literallynoone

SURPRISE MEGALOVANIA, EXEPT IT’S THE ENTIRE SONG!

Parker Meek

Look up “Jingle Bells 2” on YouTube. The first thing to show up should be his video. Click on it, and prepare to listen to the simultaneously worst and best thing in existence.

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We stopped manufacturing these because people don’t like being licked in the hands Gaud. Laws of demand and supply, so basically we don’t have ‘em because of Capitalism. And whilst I do hate Capitalism I’ve got to agree, I don’t want my hands licked.

more doorknobs should have faces again

#lick capitalism

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Actually, when it comes to video games, do you take suggestions? If so, I have a few, mainly three: Superliminal, Hue and the Civilization Series.

the Civilization games are a 4X strategy games so, if you’re not that much into that type of game, feel free to ignore.

Superliminal and Hue, however you should enjoy regardless of preferences.

hi uh i resurrected my blog from the dead recently and now i’m trying to find new moots. like or rb if u like or post any of this stuff

-bnha, aot, demon slayer, death note, hq, ohshc, assassination classroom, anime in general. i’m new to the anime scene n slowly working my way thru it

-homestuck

-hades (like the game)

-actually i’m okay with broadway and musicals too

-video games in general. some titles i like off the top of my head are LoZ, overwatch, ace attorney, and pokemon but there’s a ton more. danganronpa fans ur on thin ice /j

-dungeons and dragons!!!! i love seeing fanart of OCs and also worldbuilding

-anything about adhd. sexy bitches with adhd (me) make the funniest posts

-shitposts

-cool science shit!!!! i’m a chemist science is cool asf

-anything related to music. i’m a flautist!!! (and fun fact: i also have perfect pitch. because it doesn’t exist if i don’t tell everyone it does™️)

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Holy macaroni, I couldn’t tell that that wasn’t an actual screenie at first.

 - Speedpaint -

I really liked this shot and had to paint it, had a really good parallel thing going with it, ya know?

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Hey

You didn’t need to call me out so bad.

HEY GAMERS!! Ready for another epic day of being too sad to game?!

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I don’t have one.

Spiders show up in your room periodically to see your SICK gaming setup

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It’s bennie Nines, I know my DBH characters, thank you very much.

#responsetotags

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THANK YOU!

Being a Markus fan in this fandom is like perpetually being the tired Ben Affleck meme.