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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me

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t shirt that says “i have weird ideas about almost everything”

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I'm taking the animal HRT but I didn't specify which animal so I'm just getting everything.

I've got cat ears, my horns are growing in, one of my hands has claws now, I've got budding wings, my legs have scales and my feet are hooves.

#i would sell my soul for this

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he’s such a red flag. i want him.

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"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type

"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist

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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

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Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

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they call me the forgetter because i uh

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

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me making ocs when i was 13: okay i want my character to be cool and different but not too different... i dont want anyone to call them a mary sue... or too edgy... or forced diverrsity.... and i have to draw good or else i could end up on a deviantart youtube video like my friend did that one time... this is hard...

me writing characters now: hes a wolf with blue hair and he has a chainsaw that can turn into a bass guitar. his name is road boy because three bikers found him on the road during the apocolypse and raised him to do stunt motorcycle tricks but they have no idea what his real name is hes bi and ace and his best friend is a trans woman and he lives in an abandoned mall

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#undescribed #fave

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

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i always forget that people use "just some guy" as an insult because to me it is a neutral to vaguely positive descriptor if not a term of endearment

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whenever carry on my wayward son comes on the radio I feel like I’m in a hostage situation

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I think it's normal - nay, healthy - to be a little bit obsessed with your own story.