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Guys I moved to a new town and did not meet 5 pale strangers, 1 of which reacting with volatile rage at my presence. Love really is dead.

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twilight’s soundtrack didn’t have to go as hard as it did… decode by paramore? supermassive black hole by muse? roslyn by bon iver and st vincent?? breaking my little middle schooler heart despite not once experiencing love? iconic

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I don’t miss being in a relationship, I just miss forcing straight men to watch the extended additions of Twilight with me.

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When someone asks how much I know about Twilight

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Twilight social media: (mostly) human edition ❤️

Part 4/?

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I think part of what attracted me to Twilight in the first place was it seemed so intimate and mundane despite the fantastical ridiculous high stakes elements. Bella is just… thinking of grocery lists and cooking dinner and reading her worn out copies of classics and looking at her purple bedspread with fondness and exasperation and sending emails to her mother and wishing she could just feel like she fits in which is such a common feeling. She deals with trying to befriend people and getting asked out not because she’s any better but because she’s new and high school boys get bored and seeing her dad put chains on her tires for the ice and having all these people who remember her as a child but don’t know her, not really. She is every girl and no girl.

Even when Edward is revealed to be a vampire, she wants to go on a date and meet his family and see their house and spend time together of course she describes infatuated as addicted and sees this relationship as the center of her world. She smells the air and describes the weather and thinks about things that are just so small and unimportant that it makes the book feel like a slice of life sometimes. Even with the horrible characterization and plot inconsistencies and endless Morman influences, there is just a simple and boring richness behind Bella’s day to day life that is missing in her backstory and most of the characters idk I’m giving SM too much credit but there’s love there and I can’t help it

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“yeah can i get a 60k with everything on it”

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she’s everything,,

he’s just ken

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The fandom:

Emmett:

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So obsessed with the version of Twilight I made up in my head and and am constantly disappointed when the actual series isn't that

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emotional support heterosexuals

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Carlisle: Edward if the Volturi knew about Victoria they would have taken care of it right?

Jane: of course

Jasper, an empath:

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i need to know emmett’s opinion on that new cocaine bear movie.

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(the cullens in midnight sun deciding what to do about bella)

Carlisle: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one guys

Jasper, without hesitation: manslaughter it is then

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In Midnight Sun, Edward lists Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia and more places in which he “rebelled” then states he avoided going too far East to avoid Carlisle but Philly is super far East, like he only avoided New Jersey which mood but like it doesn’t make sense. Pittsburgh would make sense since it’s s so close to Ohio. Idk Smeyer needs to look at a map.

#twilight #twilight saga #bella swan #edward cullen #twihard #twilight renessaince #fuck smeyer #breaking dawn #twilight renaissance #midnight sun