Katsuki : Shitty hair and I are just friends, nothing else.
Eijirou : Yeah
Denki: Sorry, i’m just allergic to bullshit.
“I’m not INSULTING you. I am DESCRIBING you.”
~ Katsuki Bakugou
Kaminari: I need an extension for the assignment.
Aizawa: You cannot-
Kaminari: I have a valid excuse this time!
Kaminari, taking out of nowhere a pile of papers: I was busy writing an 85-pages speech why Toshi deserves the world and is the best human™ ever born.
Aizawa: Go on, I’m listening.
Katsuki : Your existence is confusing.
Denki : How so?
Katsuki : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Denki: I joined a prison gang!
Eijirou: What do you mean?
Denki: Well, this group of really mean, tough prison dudes said I was cute and funny so they invited me to join there prison gang
Katsuki: And you said yes?!
***Incorrect quotes based on conversations I’ve had at college***
A series of events the Bakusquad underwent whilst Sero was on the good kush
Sero: *Walks over to the couch from behind*
Sero: *flops face first on the couch*
Sero: *Begins to slowly slide down and lands face first onto the floor*
Kaminari: Hey man, you doing okay?
Mina: You doing good, buddy?
*Bakusquad while walking back to the dorms in the middle of the night*
Sero: *Begins to slide on ice into a center split*
Sero: Guys, help I can’t stop!
Mina: *Reaching out to him* Sero!
Kirishima: Okay. We’re just gonna…
Kirishima: *Picks him up by the waist and plops him onto his feet*
Kirishima: Okay there we go.
Sero: *Sliding down an ice slope* EEP!
Sero: *Crashes into snow bank*
Bakugo: Jesus Christ not again.
Sero: *In the middle of yawning* AAAUUGGGGGG
Sero: Sometime you just gotta scream your yawns, you know?
Jiro: No. No I don’t know.
Kirishima: I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep… maybe I’m coming down with something.
Ashido: Hohoho. Oh I know what you’ve got. The L-word.
Kaminari: Yeah, laryngitis.
Ashido: No, Kaminari, no. It’s four letters. Starts with “L”. Ends with “E”.
Kaminari: …Aha! Lice!
Ashido: No! Kirishima, my dude, is in love.
Denki : octopus are just wet spiders.
Sero : Dude. How have you not been blown up yet?
The problems with being in rare pair hell
- Being so obsessed with a ship but there’s barely any content so you either have to suffer in silence or make content yourself
- 99.9% of the people in the fandom don’t ship it or don’t even know what you’re talking about
- “HELP I NEED FANFICTION-”
- “These two were made for each other why does nobody ship them”
- Looking for fanfiction of it on FanFiction.Net and only finding somewhere between 1-6 stories.
- Virtually no fan art