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#GIBLE #IT TOOK ME SO MANY TRIES TO WRITE THAT WITHOUT A TYPO 😭😭😭 #pokemon

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You know how Orin was posing as that love test dryad how long do you think she was there for. How many people did she give relationship advice to. How many couples do you think she broke up.

#she is the girl in the bathroom telling you TO text your ex back #bg3

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ok poll time because apparently im weird and i eat dinner way later than other people

#usually between 5-6PM #god have mercy on everyone eating after 11 i have the utmost fear and respect for you #misc #polls

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Statement begins

#bless his cotton socks this is fun #tma #queue me up scottie

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penelope didn't have to turn the tree bed into a riddle. she could have asked odysseus to prove his identity, to tell her something only he would know — which she actually did a few books earlier, when she asked the beggar to describe odysseus, and odysseus told her about a purple cloak with a particular golden brooch that she fastened herself twenty years ago. when penelope tells telemachus they have signs by which they'll know each other, you sort of expect more of the same. and instead, she decides to trap him. like a bug in a cup.

and it's delightful to me, idk, how odysseus has been trapped and cornered in various way throughout the odyssey, but arguably never so that he has to tell the truth to get out. (with the phaeacians, maybe? the omniscient narrator corroborates some of what he tells them, but do we really know everything?) and in fact he is not trying to get free of penelope. he wants something from her, wants to convince her, wants to be welcomed home, but until this point he's lied to her, revealed himself to other people before her, and been distant with her (though also patient! he doesn't try to strongarm or rush her into accepting him; it's his idea to sleep elsewhere).

except penelope isn't looking for him to be distant and patient. penelope lies in a way that requires odysseus to stop playing along — not only to prove that he knows what odysseus knows, but that he's willing to tell the truth about himself.

#queue me up scottie #history #greek mythology

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a leetle minah as a birthday gift for the wonderful @cityandking, whom i love with all my heart 💙 don't trust that innocent face, she's probably already picked your pockets!

[art instagram] 🎨 [art twitter]

#this is so so cute xo we love a little sticky fingered rogue <3 #dnd campaign; the vigilant #queue me up scottie

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i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.

#love this #tropes #references #queue me up scottie

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#mh #aeca core #misc #queue me up scottie

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Virranan Galanodel He/She/They | Half Wood-Elf | Urchin | Gloom Stalker

#the vibes are immaculate goddamn #others ocs #bg3 #queue me up scottie

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This site: What the fuck is with all these animated shows getting terrible live-action remakes? We should start remaking live action media as cartoons to balance the scales.

The monkey's paw: *curls one finger*

#this is going to be fascinating #queue me up scottie #twilight

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ᴠɪʀʀᴀɴ ʀᴀᴠᴇɴʀᴇꜱᴛ //

↳ ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴇʟꜰ ➳ ᴜʀᴄʜɪɴ ➳ ʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ➳ ʙᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ

#ohh love the look! what a cool character! #bg3 #others ocs #queue me up scottie

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elias bouchard test

#the magnus archives #videos #queue me up scottie

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Comic of this here.

#outstanding #comics #nice things #queue me up scottie

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Die-cut sticker designs I made for the Horizon themed Focus Network zine @horizonfanzine

Leftover sales are now open!

#oh these are so cute #hzd #queue me up scottie

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The longing never watered is the one that grows 🌻

#i adore this its so pretty aaaa #others ocs #queue me up scottie

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heaven gaia spring/summer 2019

#references #fashion #queue me up scottie

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Dragon's Dogma II - Elmira

#obsessed with that #dragon's dogma #queue me up scottie