Teen Lilith: Be careful!
Teen Eda: Aren't I always?
Teen Lilith: No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless'.
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Camila: Uh, is that legal?
Eda: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Teen Raine: Eda almost got expelled.
Teen Lilith: What did she do?
Teen Raine: She threw a desk at the teacher.
Teen Eda: For the last time, I didn’t throw it AT him, I threw it in his general direction!
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Teen Eda: You worry too much.
Teen Lilith: How am I supposed to know what the right amount is?
Teen Eda: Enough to keep you alive long enough to your golden birthday year
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Gus: If 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil
Camila: Gus, when was the last time you slept?
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Principal Bump: How did you even get in here?
Eda: Your window. Or, as I like to call it, 'Eda's Private door'.
Principal Bump:...I'm closing the window.
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Luz: Need I remind you, what happens when you interfere with a quest?
the Collector: The quest gets completed?
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Vee: You guys okay?
Gus: Oh, yeah, we're peachy. I am dealing with my clown phobia, Willow is dealing with her ladybugs phobia and Amity is dealing with her ghost phobia.
Luz: So, what's Hunter dealing with?
Hunter: Them
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Luz: I have a headcanon about this powers—
Hunter: Can’t you just say ‘theory’ or ‘hypothesis’ like a normal person?
Luz: No.
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Teen Eda: I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
Teen Lilith: We all know. That’s why you’re on the floor having tripped on your shoelaces after I suggested you tie them.
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Teen Eda to Bump: Honestly, I don’t know why you never trust me-
[something explodes in the background]
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Teen Lilith to Teen Eda and Teen Raine: If the thought of something makes you two giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.
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The Collector: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down.
The Archivists: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kid’s cartoon?
The Collector: I’m saying that “We all are going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.
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Raine: Here Eda, brought you some apple blood to make you feel better.
Eda, sick: Blegh, smells terrible.
Luz: She's dying!
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Teen Eda: Okay so here’s the plan, first, we pull the fire alarm-
Teen Lilith: If we pull the fire alarm without a real fire, we’ll get in trouble.
Teen Eda: You’re right, sis. First, we start a fire-
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Alador: Be careful son.
Edric: I'm always careful.
Amity: Your medical records say otherwise.
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Teen Eda: Thanks for not telling Bump what happened.
Teen Darius: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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