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incorrect--batfam · 2 years
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Tim : I get it, I'm pastey. If I wanted to I could blend in with a fucking piece of paper
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incorrect--batfam · 2 years
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Barbara : You touch my hair without consent I'll send you to the lord
(source : friend)
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incorrect--batfam · 2 years
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Bruce Wayne : Is it raining? That's illegal- it's golf night-
(source : history teacher)
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incorrect--batfam · 2 years
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Jason Todd : There's two things I believe in, god and guns. Come into my house unannounced and you'll meet both
(source : chemistry teacher)
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Damian : We're like a free circus for anyone who sees us
(source : me)
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Dick : What are you eating? A homemade hot pocket?
Tim : It- it's a calzone
(source : me and my friend)
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Why was one of my posts posted twice 🧍🏻‍♀️
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Jason : Hey Bruce, are we supposed to throw these things away when we're done?
Dick : Yes
Tim : Yes
Jason : I said "Bruce" for the three people who answered me
(source : honors bio classmates)
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Jason : Hey Bruce, are we supposed to throw these things away when we're done?
Dick : Yes
Tim : Yes
Jason : I said "Bruce" for the three people who answered me
(source : honors bio classmates)
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Tim : Baguettes don't have preservatives, so when you buy it, by day 5 it's a legit weapon
(source : french teacher)
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Professor! Jason : Raise your hand if you're absent
(source : honors bio teacher)
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Jason, to Tim : I'm in front of too many witnesses, I can't lay you out right now
(source: american history teacher)
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Tim : I'm focused on my sleep schedule of precisely 3 hours a night
(source : guy in french 1)
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incorrect--batfam · 3 years
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Jason, in bed with Roy : It's not gay if it's gay-
Roy : Like two negatives make a positive, two gays make a straight
(source: my friend and I)
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incorrect--batfam · 4 years
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Tim : *speaks*
Damian : The stupidity is- astronomical
(source : my friend and I)
(and sorry I've been gone so long my family has been going through some shit lately)
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incorrect--batfam · 4 years
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Bruce : I brought you into this world-
Tim : Please take me out
(source : my mother and I)
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incorrect--batfam · 4 years
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Dick : Wait, I'm jumping in this conversation halfway, who are you decapitating?
Jason : I saw this bunny on the road and I wanted to put it out of it's misery
Dick : So your first thought is decapitation?!
(source : my father and a family friend)
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