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I do want to cry right now ♥

Niffty: I'm an orphan.

Alastor: Not anymore you're not.

Niffty: I... I'm adopted?

Alastor: Hi adopted, I'm dad.

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Canonically, Angel has an accordion, Lucifer loves polka, Angel’s theme has polka in its name, and Lucifer plays many unspecified instruments, one of which I imagine could be an accordion because polka.
In other words, its polka time.

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Alastor Staticy Laryngitis Starter Call

So I have a throat infection and I recalled a hilarious headcanon I made where Al getting laryngitis is just staticy noises, pops, and microphone feedback. And he gets SO PISSED AND PETTY CAUSE HE CAN'T DO HIS FAVORITE THING: TALK.

And I thought that'd be really funny and fitting so yeah like this post for a starter with Al sick with radio laryngitis

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Straight

Vaggie: *hanging a picture on the wall* am I straight?

Angel Dust: no, Vaggie. You’re not

Vaggie, sighing: the picture, Angel. Is the picture straight?

Angel Dust: *looks at picture of Vaggie kissing Charlie at their wedding* no

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When Alastor starts to cry, in the incredibly rare moments he does, they'll be that weird "wee-oo" noise a radio makes as it switches back and forth between stations as he desperately tries to find a song to play from his speakers to disguise his sobs.

If he's really really upset there will be a lot of microphone feedback.

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SO

I'm not gonna say Viv confirmed that AngelHusk is a thing.

BUT I'M SURE AS HELL GONNA PRETEND SHE DID~

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what do you mean i have to write the story that i came up with the idea for

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Nice

Angel Dust: Do I look nice? Husk: You look like you’re about to set someone on fire. Angel Dust: Perfect.

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Magic

Husk, holding a jug of booze: A rich, full-bodied booze, sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear. *begins chugging*

(by @nebula-gaster) 

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Bootiful dear... Or it was it "deer"...? Nevermind

His face...I can't...

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When your innocent and clean-minded friend doesn't catch your dirty jokes ಠ_ಠ

"Harder Daddy!~"

"Son?!"

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tomorrow…

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That beautiful moment when you realize that "the gay's breasts" are squeaky toys uwu

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Criminal

Alastor: My criminal record? Alastor: The only crime I’ve ever committed was killing it on the dance floor haha. Alastor: Well no, actually. I have killed a lot of people.

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Good

Vaggie: Woah, Charlie sure is good looking.

Angel Dust: aw, don’t be like that Vaggie, you’re good looking too!

Vaggie: I’m not jealous, Angel. I’m gay

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Alastor: What's the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

Angel Dust: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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