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felt the need to bring this back...
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don't tempt me!
Eren: [pours orange juice into their cereal]
Mikasa: Do you take constructive criticism?
Eren: Not without crying.
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levi: God, give me patience.
zeke: i think you mean 'give me strength'.
levi: if God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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eren: so, i’ve been thinking.
jean: eren, are you okay? that must’ve been rough.
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levi: three words, say them and i'm yours.
hange: three words.
levi, unbuttoning their shirt: fuck, you're so stupid.
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erwin: women don’t need to dress more modestly!! men actually need to dress sluttier!!! level the playing field!!!
levi: ain’t nobody tryna see my hairy ass thighs and tummy bruh.
hange: yes tf i am.
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why do i have the sudden urge to revive this blog......
i hope every single one of you is doing well. <3
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Levi: You know.. You’re like Rapunzel.
Eren: What?
Levi: But instead of letting your hair down, you just let down everyone in your life.
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[Kid at the store, crying.]
Eren, crouching down: Hey little guy
Eren: Could you please move? You’re blocking the Pringles.
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[House phone rings.]
Sasha, picks up: Squad Levi residence, cute one speaking :D
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[Connies struggling with the can opener.]
[Connie fails.]
Connie: Now it’s a can’t opener.
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Eren: Fuck anyone who doesn’t like me.
Jean: Wow, that’s a lot of sex.
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Levi: I’m not a regular dad.
Levi: I’m a cool dad.
Eren: You’re not even a dad.
Levi: And you’re grounded.
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Connie: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Jean: That’s the most helpful thing I’ve ever heard.
Sasha: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Connie: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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