wait ur a moa too????
Lmao Yeap!! I’m a massive multi stan lmao
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San: I think you owe me an apology.
Mingi: I'll apologise to you in hell!
Mingi: I actually don't know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.
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Jongho: I don’t need to be monitored all day long, I’m not a toddler. This is stupid.
Seonghwa: I know you’re not a toddler because my toddler would know that “stupid” is a no-no word.
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Wooyoung: Oh, I am so relieved you six found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Yunho: You hadn't done anything super annoying to us for, like, five hours, so we knew something was wrong.
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Wooyoung: You promise you didn't get me bees again?
Yeosang, from a distance: Just open it!
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Seonghwa: Done your stretches?
Hongjoong: Check.
Seonghwa: Got your mic?
Hongjoong: Check.
Seonghwa: Did you have breakfast?
Hongjoong: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Seonghwa: I added it because I care about you.
Hongjoong: No, I did not have breakfast.
Seonghwa: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
[Hongjoong finds a breakfast bar in his pocket]
Hongjoong: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.
Seonghwa: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
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Yeosang: I came down here to say I'm sorry.
Seonghwa: Oh, good. Go ahead.
Yeosang: No, that was it. I did it. I said I'm sorry. Hey, I said it again. Now I got one in the bank so I can do whatever I want to.
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[Back in HYBE]
Yeosang: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Yeosang: *Picks Wooyoung up*
Yeosang: I’ve only befriended Wooyoung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.
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Jongho: You look happy. Let me guess. Your sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free.
San: No... Can you do that? Why doesn't everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
Jongho: I was trying to insult you.
San: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!
Jongho: Sa-
San: Thank you!
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San: If I run and leap at Yunho, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
San: [Runs at Yunho]
Yunho: Stop! I'm holding coffee!
Yunho: [Drops his coffee and catches San]
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Hongjoong: Clearly you don’t know me at all.
Wooyoung: What? We’re friends! I was building up to call you “Joongie” one of these days.
Hongjoong: Well, that will never happen. In fact, you just lost ‘Hongjoong’ privileges. From now on you can call me ‘hyung’ or ‘hey you’.
Wooyoung: Come on, Hongjoong
Hongjoong:
Wooyoung: Come on, hey you.
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Yeosang: No one's asking you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.
San: Can't hear you, shirt's over my ears.
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Mingi: Wooyoung and Yeosang would be awesome together.
Wooyoung: I know, right? He's single, I'm single. He's pretty, I'm pretty.
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Mingi: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the dorm?
Seonghwa: YOU BURNT DOWN THE DORM?
Mingi: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.
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Yunho: All right, you're clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.
Seonghwa: Tell me about it.
Yunho: I murdered San last night.
Seonghwa: I feel you.
Yunho: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering.
Seonghwa: Been there.
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Hongjoong: You are a human mountain! You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body.
Jongho: Never skip ear day, Hyung.
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Hongjoong: Wooyoung, the worst thing you could do would be to take matters into your own hands!
Wooyoung: Got it!
Wooyoung, to San and Mingi: We're going to have to take matters into our own hands!
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