Mina: Did it hurt when you fell-
Kaminari: Fell from heaven? No, but I get what you’re trying to do-
Mina: No. You didn’t let me finish. I mean when you just fell right now, walking. I saw you trip over your feet and fall. Then you laid there for like three minutes.
Sero: We all saw it, dude.
Sero: Let’s head into Plan B.
Kirishima: Technically it’s Plan J.
Sero: Wait, how many plans do we have?
Kaminari: Up until Plan T.
Sero: Let’s do Plan M then.
Mina: Midoriya dies in Plan M though.
Bakugou: I like Plan M.
Kaminari: Don’t be shy, ask me out!
Jiro, pointing to the door: Get out.
Kaminari: Past tense of William Shakespeare?
Sero: William Shookspeare.
Mina: Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
Present Mic: God, please save me…
Sero: This doesn’t have to be a big deal. Whoever stole my Spiderman comics, just come forward and all will be forgive.
Sero: Smart. You knew I’d never forgive you.
Bakugou: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve ever done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Bakugou: Ha! Just kidding!
Bakugou: I’ve killed a man.
Mina: A moment of silence please.
Sero: Why? What’s happening?
Mina: Nothing, I just want you all to shut up.
Kaminari: It seems like bad things keep happening to me. Like I have bad luck or something.
Bakugou: You don’t have bad luck.
Kaminari: Aww, tha-
Bakugou: The reasons bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
Bakugou: Any requests?
Mina: I request for you to stop being a little bitch.
Bakugou: Request denied.
Sero: I just got a random burst of energy and I think it’s my body’s last “Hurrah!” before it shuts down completely.
Bakugou: Can I sit there?
Kirishima: That’s my lap??
Bakugou: Did fucking I stutter?
Kaminari: What can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible.
Sero: Don’t you mean irresistible?
Kirishima: You need to react when people cry.
Bakugou: I do react.
Kirishima: Let me rephrase that.
Kirishima: You need to not roll your eyes when people cry.
Bakugou: I’d save him but who am I to play God?
Aizawa: Okay, so from now on I’m banning the word “boomer”.
Mina: Okay, Sir Old-as-Shit.
Sero: Me and Kami are going to grab some lunch, wanna come?
Bakugou: It’s Kami and I.
Bakugou: It’s “Kami and I” not “me and Kami.”
Sero: Yeah, actually it’s Kami and I because you’re not fucking coming.
Kirishima: I live for the applesauce.
Sero: Don’t you mean “applause”?
Kirishima: I know what I’m about.
Kaminari: You’ve challenged me to fight you at least six times since we’ve started talking.
Bakugou, fists crackling: MAKE IT SEVEN.