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Charname: M'khiin, would you hit the lights, please?

M'khiin: Sure. *throws a rock at the lights, destroying them*

Charname: *pinches the bridge of their nose* …Thank you.

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Astarion, sprawled on the floor dramatically: It’s just one of those days, you know. I’m desperately trying to get Tav to pay attention to me, but they’re very busy.

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Halsin: You know what would be sexy?

Halsin: Eating food off each other.

Tav: You didn’t do the dishes, did you?

Halsin: No, I did not.

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Keldorn: Do you know how many laws you are breaking on a daily basis?

Jan: One?

Keldorn: No.

Jan: Two?

Keldorn: No.

Jan: …Is it one?

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Shadowheart: I beg your pardon?

Lae'zel: Then beg.

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Coran: Safana, there's something I've wanted to ask you for a long time, but I have to get down on one knee to do it.

Coran: *gets down on one knee*

Coran: Can I look at your boobs?

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Tav: Let’s clear the air. Are there any more lies we should know about?

Astarion: Yes.

Tav: Well?

Astarion: Well, there’s a bunch of things. But I’m gonna space them out so I won’t look like such a bad person.

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Jaheira: Why are you two here?

Nalia: I’m here to help!

Jan: I’m here to make things worse!

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Kagain, to Alora: Is this your thing? Cute but annoying?

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Skie: Yeah skin care is paramount for me.

Charname: Paramount to what?

Skie: I don’t know. I just learned that word.

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Shadowheart, about Lae'zel: She annoys me so much, I just wanna kiss her stupid face.

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Charname: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Dynaheir: Just give him a minute.

Minsc: (pushing on a door that is clearly labeled “pull”)

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Safana: Is that all you’ve got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

Coran: That could be the name of my autobiography.

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Aerie: The old Aerie would take it. The new Aerie fights back.

Korgan, grinning: Is that a threat?

Aerie: Maybe?

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Charname: I thought you were dead!

Sarevok: I get that a lot.

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Keldorn: We don’t kill people!

Korgan: I think you mean YOU don’t kill people.

Keldorn: No. WE don’t.

Korgan: Ooh, look at Mister Big Shot over here, telling me who I can and can’t kill.

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"You don’t like cargo shorts? Let me check my 46 pockets for a fuck to give."

-Halsin, probably

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