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Incorrect TFATWS/CAATWS Quotes
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I posted 7 times in 2022
6 posts created (86%)
1 post reblogged (14%)
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I tagged 6 of my posts in 2022
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#captain america and the winter soldier - 4 posts
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Longest Tag: 38 characters
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of your movie.
Bucky Wilson
37 notes - Posted July 16, 2022
#4
Sam: Did you just destroy my door?
Bucky: I wanted to see you!
Sam: You could've knocked!
59 notes - Posted May 25, 2022
#3
*texting*
Bucky: I'm so sorry, I'm going to be about a half hour late.
Sam, still in bed, having forgotten about their date: You always do this
102 notes - Posted July 16, 2022
#2
Maria Hill [at the door of Sam and Bucky's honeymoon suite]: So like I said, I wouldn't have called you unless it was a true emergency. The multiverse is in grave danger.
Sam [wrapped in a blanket]: [points over Maria's shoulder] If you look way over there, you might see the last fuck I gave.
Bucky: Coming back to bed, doll?
Sam: See you in five business days. [slams the door in Maria's face]
103 notes - Posted June 22, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Bucky: Our first year as a married couple and we're still in love.
Sam: In your face, those who said we couldn't last a year!
Sharon: I stand by my wedding toast!
195 notes - Posted January 26, 2022
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Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of your movie.
Bucky Wilson
#incorrect quotes#the falcon and the winter soldier#captain america and the winter soldier#bucky barnes#sambucky#incorrect tfatws quotes#incorrect caatws quotes
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*texting*
Bucky: I'm so sorry, I'm going to be about a half hour late.
Sam, still in bed, having forgotten about their date: You always do this
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is there anyone that's actually sam wilson UNfriendly??? HOW?????????? HUH
Lots of racists are, unfortunately, and they've been known to try and take over the fandom. We will always be a safe place for Sam Wilson stans.
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is there anyone that's actually sam wilson UNfriendly??? HOW?????????? HUH
Lots of racists are, unfortunately, and they've been known to try and take over the fandom. We will always be a safe place for Sam Wilson stans.
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Maria Hill [at the door of Sam and Bucky's honeymoon suite]: So like I said, I wouldn't have called you unless it was a true emergency. The multiverse is in grave danger.
Sam [wrapped in a blanket]: [points over Maria's shoulder] If you look way over there, you might see the last fuck I gave.
Bucky: Coming back to bed, doll?
Sam: See you in five business days. [slams the door in Maria's face]
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Sam: Did you just destroy my door?
Bucky: I wanted to see you!
Sam: You could've knocked!
#incorrect quotes#the falcon and the winter soldier#sam wilson#bucky barnes#sambucky#incorrect tfatws quotes#incorrect caatws quotes
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Bucky: Our first year as a married couple and we're still in love.
Sam: In your face, those who said we couldn't last a year!
Sharon: I stand by my wedding toast!
#incorrect quotes#the falcon and the winter soldier#captain america and the winter soldier#tfatws#caatws#bucky barnes#sam wilson#sharon carter#sambucky#incorrect tfatws quotes#incorrect caatws quotes
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I posted 13 times in 2021
13 posts created (100%)
0 posts reblogged (0%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 0.0 posts.
I added 124 tags in 2021
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#the falcon and the winter soldier - 13 posts
#captain america and the winter soldier - 13 posts
#tfatws - 13 posts
#caatws - 13 posts
#sam wilson - 13 posts
#incorrect tfatws quotes - 13 posts
#incorrect caatws quotes - 13 posts
#bucky barnes - 10 posts
#sambucky - 10 posts
Longest Tag: 38 characters
#captain america and the winter soldier
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Bucky [walking into the bathroom]: Hey, have you seen my can of whipped cream?
Sam [halfway through shaving his face]: Your what now?
55 notes • Posted 2021-10-12 04:29:33 GMT
#4
Sam: *gives impassioned speech to sway the GRC*
Bucky: I’m gonna buy this man an engagement ring so big he can’t lift his fucking hand.
65 notes • Posted 2021-07-27 06:39:09 GMT
#3
Bucky [at the hospital]: I'm here to see my husband.
Receptionist: And your husband is...?
Bucky: You must be new here.
Sam [down the hall on crutches]: Babe! [trips]
Bucky: That would be the love of my life. Coming, Sammy!
97 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 03:01:57 GMT
#2
Sam: My husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.
Bucky: We've been awake since Friday.
Sam: Well if SOMEONE would just admit they were WRONG-
256 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 03:37:19 GMT
#1
Sam: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this one.
Bucky: [cracks his knuckles]
Bucky: Manslaughter it is.
598 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 03:18:43 GMT
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Sam: My husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.
Bucky: We've been awake since Friday.
Sam: Well if SOMEONE would just admit they were WRONG-
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Sam: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this one.
Bucky: [cracks his knuckles]
Bucky: Manslaughter it is.
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Bucky [at the hospital]: I'm here to see my husband.
Receptionist: And your husband is...?
Bucky: You must be new here.
Sam [down the hall on crutches]: Babe! [trips]
Bucky: That would be the love of my life. Coming, Sammy!
#incorrect quotes#the falcon and the winter soldier#captain america and the winter soldier#tfatws#caatws#bucky barnes#sam wilson#sambucky#incorrect tfatws quotes#incorrect caatws quotes
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Bucky: That was my sarcastic voice.
Sam: It sounds an awful lot like your regular voice.
Bucky: I've been told that.
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Bucky [walking into the bathroom]: Hey, have you seen my can of whipped cream?
Sam [halfway through shaving his face]: Your what now?
#incorrect quotes#the falcon and the winter soldier#captain america and the winter soldier#tfatws#caatws#bucky barnes#sam wilson#sambucky#incorrect tfatws quotes#incorrect caatws quotes#source: arguablysomaya
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Sam: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy. And my heart has been severely damaged.
Sam:
Sam: So Steve, if you're out there-
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It's my God-given, bisexual right to be dramatic.
Sam Wilson
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Bucky: Can you not Sam this into an even worse situation?
Sam: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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