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Preston: I’m broke? No, no, you misheard me! I’m baroque! I’m extravagant.

Harrison: Broke financially but baroque emotionally.

Preston: Did you just... indirectly tell me I have a great personality? :O

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Nerris: Hey guys I impulsively bought a snake what do I name him?

Harrison: You did WHA-

Preston: William Snakespeare

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Max: Hey David, did you know “thot” means “thoughtful person?”

David: Really? I didn’t know that!

[later]

David: Thanks so much for helping me, Gwen! You’re such a thot.

Gwen, choking: I’m a WHAT?!

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David: *takes a free sample twice*

David: I love robbery and fraud.

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Neil: I told Max his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying.

Nikki: Really!? How!?

Neil: Watch this.

Neil: Max, do you love us?

Max, covering his ears: NO.

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David: Good morning!

Gwen: Good morning.

Neil: Good morning.

Nikki: You all sound like robots, why don’t you spice it up a little bit?

Max: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Max: This is the worst day ever.

Nikki: Is it because the camp got taken over by squirrels?

Max: No, because it’s a little humid— YES BECAUSE THE CAMP GOT TAKEN OVER BY SQUIRRELS!

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David: You know you love me!

Max: I’d sell you out for a bucket of KFC, don’t test me.

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Nikki: I don’t need gasoline to start a fire. All I need are these two hands and a lack of adult supervision.

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David: Describe your life in less than ten words.

Max: Not gonna last long.

David:

[Later, to Gwen]

David: Yeah, just keep Max away from sharp objects and high places for a few days, okay thanks.

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David: You always have to be positive!

David: *trips down stairs*

David: Wow, I sure as heck got down those stairs fast!

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Max: Look, Neil, if I ever get killed—

Neil: Move on with my life, I know.

Max: No! Avenge me!

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Max, pointing to a high shelf: Can you get that for me?

David, tearing up: You need me after all!

Max: I could replace you with a step ladder.

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Max: Dude, oh my god. There was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday.

Neil: [offended] That was me with my glasses on.

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David: We all have our demons.

David, grabbing Max: This one’s mine!

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David: You should always say please and thank you, Max.

Max: Please shut the fuck up, thank you—

David: Not exactly what I meant, but it’s progress!

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Gwen: I’m having problems with a guy.

Max: Like, ‘his dead body won’t fit in your trunk’ problems or ‘you like him’ problems?

Gwen: ‘I like him’ problems.

Max: Too bad, I would have actually helped you with the other one.

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