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Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

#psychosis #not cowboy bebop related

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Spike: we’re as thick as thieves

Jet: ok

Spike: as juicy as burglars

Jet: stop

Spike: just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois

#source: twitter #spike spiegel #jet black #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes

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Faye: where the hell is spike I’ve been calling him all day?

Jet: he’s been in the shower.

Faye: all day?

Jet: yeah he takes long showers when he’s upset.

Faye: how long is he gonna be?

Jet: no idea. He brought a chair in there.

#jet black #spike spiegel #faye valentine #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #answered ask #rebelwithoutacock #chairs in the shower is a crime against humanity end of story

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Faye, chuckling: why didn’t you just call a plumber

Jet, with his hand stuck down the bebop sink: with what? My FUCKING TOES?!

#submission #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #cw caps #jet black #faye valentine #them 100%

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Faye: spike..

Spike, half asleep: hmm?

Faye: your head is on my leg.

Spike:…deal with it.

#incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #faye valentine #spike spiegel #answered ask #rebelwithoutacock #this one’s a good one

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Vicious: just what exactly do you think you can do to beat me spike?

Spike: I’ll convert you into a jpeg and turn the quality WAAAAY down

LOVE THIS ONE

#spike spiegel #vicious cowboy bebop #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #answered ask #rebelwithoutacock #cw caps

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Spike: *flops face down into the sofa after a long job.

Faye, muffled: spike…

Spike:hmm?

Faye, muffled: you’re on top of me.

Spike: cry cope and seethe

CRY COPE AND SEETHE

#cw caps #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #faye valentine #spike spiegel #answered ask #rebelwithoutacock

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Spike as he’s petting ein while the dog sleeps on his chest: I hate dogs

ugh we needed more moments with them :/

#incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #spike spiegel #ein cowboy bebop #rebelwithoutacock #answered ask #the three things he hates are his top three weaknesses actually

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Yo, imagine Ed running into Julia while she’s in hiding.

I would simply pass away :)

no because Julia would be very sweet with children and imagining Julia playing along with Ed’s antics is just so heartwarming …

#not a incorrect quote #radical edward #julia cowboy bebop #rebelwithoutacock #answered ask

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Edward painting a lazy spikes nails

Faye; have you guys seen my corral blue number 2 nail polish.

Spike, shrugging, his nails freshly painted: no.

YES OMG I LOVE THIS ONE

#incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #spike spiegel #radical edward #faye valentine #cw caps #i love when ppl talk abt spike like this it’s so refreshing #answered ask #rebelwithoutacock

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I’m back . *fades into the stars*

#not a incorrect quote #srry I’ve been gone so much :( (almost) straight a student struggles

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Ed: spi spi, Edward found a gun.

My first thought when I saw this ask was “oh dear gosh no” and I think that’s something

#answered ask #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #radical edward #cw gun mention #rebelwithoutacock

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Spike: Jet, Jet, think about this.

Spike: I’m your hottest frien——no, Faye.

Spike: I’m your nicest frien——no, Ed.

Spike: I’m your friend?

#submission #source: unkown #spike spiegel #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #amazing quote thx for the submission <333

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Spike: Nobody told you bring that heavy backpack. 

Jet: And nobody told you to bring that nasty attitude either, but I’m stuck with both. 

#incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #source: pokemon #spike spiegel #jet black

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Ed: Are you okay? Faye: Please don’t make me think about my life.

#source: tumblr #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #radical edward #faye valentine

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Spike: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Jet: ...This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

#incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #source: tumblr #spikes back at it again with the inspirational quotes #spike spiegel #jet black

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Jet: The secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need.

Faye: The second secret to life is that fresh air, warm sun, and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.

Spike: The third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.

#incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #source: tumblr #cw violence #jet black #faye valentine #spike spiegel