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Reid: Hey, Emily.. What does ‘Jemily’ mean?

Emily: Nothing. Why are you asking?

Reid: It’s commented on your instagram post, of you and JJ.

Emily: Give me the phone. Who says you can even have this app?

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Emily: It’s about time you divorced mr. lemonhead.

JJ: I didn’t?

Emily: Oh. Must’ve been that dream again. My bad.

#emily prentiss #jennifer jereau #jemily #criminal minds #incorrect quotes

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Morgan: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Rossi: If?

Reid: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Morgan: How's the sexiest person here?

Reid: I don't know, how are they?

Morgan: I- I was joking?

Penelope, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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JJ: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Hotch: You people already know too much about me.

Reid: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Emily: We need to get through this locked door. Rossi, give me your credit card.

Rossi: Here.

Emily, pocketing it: Thanks. Morgan, kick down the door.

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Rossi: Anyone want pasta?

Emily: No.

Rossi: *Stares at her* Anyone else?

The team: No.

Rossi: *Walks away*

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Reid: So how come JJ got to know about you being in Paris, but i wasn’t allowed to know?

Emily: Well.. *sighs* I fucked her.

Reid: *Shocked face*

JJ: Yeah.. Will doesn’t know, so keep it a secret.

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Bau groupchat:

Garcia: Hey lovies!

Hotch: Why do we need a groupchat?

Garcia: Because, don’t ask

Hotch: We have a case, and do not text in this groupchat during the case.

*10 hours later*

Emily: HEY GUYS!!!!

Hotch: What did i say?

Emily: Morgan, get me coffee

Morgan: Ay, okay

Hotch: Smh

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Hotch: Why isn’t anyone doing their work?

Emily: Oh, because we’d rather pick on Morgan

Hotch: ... Get to work

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JJ: Watch me do a cartwheel

JJ: *does a cartwheel*

Hotch: Why...

JJ: DONT QUESTION ME

Garcia: YEAH YOU GO JJ!!

JJ: THANK YOU. AT LEAST SOMEONE CARES.

Everyone else: *rolls their eyes*

#jennifer jereau #elle greenaway #jason gideon #david rossi #kirsten vagness #shemar moore #derek morgan #aj cook #paget brewster #thomas gibson #criminal minds #inncorrect quotes

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Emily: Wheres JJ?

Hotch: Emily, it’s been two minutes.

Emily: And? Your point is..?

Hotch: *Face palms* Why exactly do you need her?

Emily: Oh.. Uh. The case?

Hotch: There is no case.

Emily: Oh.. Bye! *fastly walks away*

#emily prentiss #jennifer jereau #aaron hotchner #paget brewster #aj cook #thomas gibson #criminal minds #inncorrect quotes

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Emily: Hey, Hotch.. Can i shoot Morgan?

Hotch: ...Really?

Emily: Is that a yes?

Hotch: Prentiss.. You need to see a therapist.

Emily: I just wanted to shoot him-

Morgan: Emily, i give you full permission. Do it

Hotch: NO

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Emily: Derek, wanna-

Hotch: Emily, no. We all know your “games” are just you beating on Morgan. You’re banned from doing that.

Emily: The fuck i do- Hotch that’s not fair.

Hotch: Yes it is. If you play, you’re fired.

Morgan: HAHAH

Emily: Fine. Morgan i’d be quiet if i were you. *Walks away to go find JJ*

#emily prentiss #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #jennifer jereau #jemily #paget brewster #criminal minds #inncorrect quotes

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Morgan: Prentiss you look like crap.

Emily: Say it again and die, i will shoot you in the fucking face.

Hotch: EMILY! WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

Emily: DID WE? DID WE REALLY?

#aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #derek morgan #shemar moore #paget brewster #thomas gibson #criminal minds #inncorrect quotes

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Garcia: If I run and leap at Morgan, he'll catch me in his arms!

Garcia: *runs and leaps at Morgan*

Morgan, who is holding coffee: *drops the coffee to catch Garcia*

#thomas gibson #paget brewster #jennifer jereau #aj cook #derek morgan #shemar moore #kirsten vagness #david rossi #elle greenaway #jason gideon #criminal minds #spencer reid

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Emily: Hotch, we need JJ, STAT!!

Hotch: Why??

Emily: I MISS HER

#jennifer jereau #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #thomas gibson #paget brewster #aj cook #inncorrect quotes #criminal minds