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Lancelot: Hypothetically speaking,

Lancelot: at what point does fire become too much fire?

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Arthur: All the haters are like “Aren’t you wanted by the state?"

Arthur: And it’s like, I’m wanted by a lot of people, okay? That’s the price of being pretty.

Arthur: Anyway, I did commit a smidge of treason.

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Gawain: I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one, boys.

Gawain: Manslaughter it is.

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Arthur: Why are you so sassy all the time?

Kaze: It's a coping mechanism.

Arthur: Oh, I'm so-

Kaze: I'm coping with how dumb all of you are.

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Gawain: I could get killed. Or even worse, Kaze could give me a lecture on responsibility again.

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Percival: Dad! Lancelot's using dirty words!

Arthur: Who’s “Dad”?

Gawain: From a chain of command standpoint, I guess I am.

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Gawain: As your best friend-

Lancelot: Percival is my best friend…

Gawain, holding a knife: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

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Merlin: I have calculated our odds of survival, and have decided not to share the data.

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Lancelot: Wow... Carden really hates us.

Gawain: Maybe he's homophobic?

Lancelot: We're not a couple, Gawain.

Gawain: We're not?

Arthur: You're not?

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Lenore: *removes Nimue from his lap to do something else*

Nimue: Mother is... evil? Mother is unyielding? Mother is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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Lancelot: Hello, is this 911? The devil is here! Send God!

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Arthur: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Gawain: Called it.

Merlin: As the prophecy foretold...

Kaze: Gawain did it.

Lancelot: Time to fist fight a god.

Arthur:

Arthur: *sniffs* I'm so proud.

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Lancelot: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.

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Kaze: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Gawain: Mine just says "Gawain no."

Kaze: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Arthur: Can I have your number?

Lancelot: You already have my phone number-?

Arthur: No, your PIN number, I’m broke

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Pym: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Dof: *Bends down*

Lancelot: *Crouches down*

Arthur: *Sits on the floor*

Pym: I'M MOVING OUT.

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Lancelot: The first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself!

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