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sister michael: orla, did you forge your mother's signature?

orla: no.

sister michael: it says "orla's mammy".

orla: that's her name?

#source: abbott elementary #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #orla mccool #sister michael

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james, on the phone with emergency services: hi, we locked the kid we're babysitting in the car and people are judging us.

clare, rushing towards the car with a trash can: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

#source: modern family #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #james maguire #clare devlin

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gerry: have a great day, joe.

joe: don't tell me what kind of day to have. getting all presumptuous and rude.

#source: abbott elementary #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #gerry quinn #joe mccool

[incorrect-derry-girls]

mary: sarah, make a mental note of that.

sarah: ...i don't have a pen.

#source: unknown #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sarah mccool #mary quinn

[incorrect-derry-girls]

michelle: family are the people who hate you but you can't kill them cause their the first ones questioned.

#source: two broke girls #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #michelle mallon

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jenny: sister...

sister michael: please don't.

jenny: i'm gonna cry.

sister michael: i cannot stress to you enough how uncomfortable that would make me feel.

jenny: you did something nice for me. you know what we should do?

sister michael: break off eye contact sometime soon?

#source: unknown #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #jenny joyce #sister michael

[incorrect-derry-girls]

[clare and orla doing homework together]

clare: what did you get for number nine?

orla: switzerland.

clare: well, that's odd since we're doing MATH.

#source: good luck charlie #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #orla mccool #clare devlin

[incorrect-derry-girls]

erin: you're going out with katya?

james: why you do you care?

erin, lying: i don't.

#source: sonny with a chance #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #erin quinn #james maguire #jerin #james x erin #erin x james

[incorrect-derry-girls]

sarah: i'm having a wee bit of trouble opening this jar.

joe: that's because it's a can.

#source: boy meets world #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sarah mccool #joe mccool

[incorrect-derry-girls]

mary: ugh, the milk is expiring tomorrow.

gerry, hinting at their anniversary: tomorrow is a special day, huh?

mary: not for anyone who drinks milk.

#source: good luck charlie #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mary quinn #gerry quinn

[incorrect-derry-girls]

michelle: way to go clare! way to make a mess of things!

clare: me?

michelle: i know, i know. i just wanted to say it once instead of hearing it.

#source: wizards of waverly place #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #michelle mallon #clare devlin

[incorrect-derry-girls]

orla, walking into the bathroom while erin is in the bath: what do want for breakfast.

erin: privacy!

#source: the goldbergs #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #erin quinn #orla mccool

[incorrect-derry-girls]

sister michael, to father peter: christ, how can you orange juice first thing in the morning?

sister michael: * pours vodka into her cup *

#source: will and grace #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sister michael

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erin: we've come to get you!

james: three days later!

clare: nobody knew where you were. you didn't try and contact any of us.

james: i called michelle.

* the others turn back to look at michelle *

michelle: ...i'm sorry for not returning like ONE call james.

#source: schitt's creek #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #michelle mallon #erin quinn #clare devlin #james maguire

[incorrect-derry-girls]

sarah: i'm playing a wee game. it's called 'whenever i get depressed, i take a drink'.

mary: that game already exists, it's called alcoholism.

#source: modern family #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sarah mccool #mary quinn

[incorrect-derry-girls]

orla: those candies you gave me? they sucked.

gerry: but you ate all of them?

orla: i had to make sure they all sucked.

#source: glee #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #orla mccool #gerry quinn

[incorrect-derry-girls]

joe: two bags of chips? what is this les mis?

#source: schitt's creek #derry girls #derry girls incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #joe mccool