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D&D Classes as Quotes
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 8 hours ago
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Bard: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say.
Rogue: You should say something else.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 2 days ago
Barbarian: Can’t I just punch the dragon?
Wizard: You are allowed to do that, but you will die. So yes, you can, that is definitely allowed. You will however die. You are allowed, you can do that, there are no consequences, you will die.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 2 days ago
Warlock: If you're struggling to pay for wizard college, why not sell your soul for money?
Wizard: I'm not doing that.
Warlock: Why, do you think you're better than me?
Wizard: If I do that Paladin's going to cry again and I don't think I can handle it.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 3 days ago
Rogue: Gods, if you're there, my name is Rogue. If only one of us makes it out alive, please let it be me.
Cleric: Hey gods, it's me, Cleric. Fuck Rogue.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 4 days ago
Sorcerer: I promised Paladin we wouldn’t do anything illegal!
Rogue: Why would you lie to them like that?!
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 4 days ago
Ranger: The ability to fly requires hollow bones.
Ranger: Which also means I could kick an angel's ass
Monk: You could kick a bird's ass but you're not doing that. Why?
Ranger: A group of crows is called a murder I'm not fucking with that
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 days ago
Sorcerer: Dad! Warlock's using dirty words!
Cleric: Who’s “Dad”?
Paladin: From a chain of command standpoint, I guess I am.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 days ago
Ranger: I have cat-like reflexes.
Fighter: Prove it.
Ranger: *sees a cat*
Ranger, instantly: I like that cat.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 days ago
Barbarian: I made a list of reasons why I should be on Fear Factor. I came up with two: ‘I like fear’ and ‘I am fear'.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 days ago
Bard: Wow, this shirt that I want is expensive. Fifty gold!
Rogue: Chump change to a guy like me.
Sorcerer: You literally steal my food at every opportunity so you don't have to pay for anything.
Rogue: Act broke to stay rich. You won't understand.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 days ago
Fighter, to Wizard: Why are your plans always so complicated? You’re like Wile E. Coyote if he knew magic.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 8 days ago
Bard: Rogue, is Sorcerer vaping?
Cleric: No, they've set themselves on fire.
Bard: Oh thank the gods.
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