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Tasslehoff: Why can't we all just get along?

Laurana: Because most of you are assholes, Tas.

#this is how dragons of winter night went i think #dragonlance #tasslehoff burrfoot #laurana

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ggrrrggrrrgrrrrrr rrrrrrr

#cute...... #raistlin majere #not incorrect quotes

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last post inspired by this one^

(also annual reminder that op is my main acct and I write and publish a FREE fantasy webnovel)

sneak preview of monday’s fractured magic chapter

#obligatory self promo #if ive ever made you laugh here please check out my boooook #fractured magic

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Crysania: No, you're not an icon. You're not a "slay queen" or an "e-boy." You're a sinner.

#dragonlance #crysania

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Caramon: Why would anyone want to hurt Raistlin??

Sturm: Maybe because they met him?

#dragonlance #raistlin majere #sturm brightblade #caramon majere

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Tanis: I told you just to pack the essentials!

Tasslehoff: That's what I'm doing!

Tanis: Is that a boa?

Tasslehoff: Tanis, if you're taking me somewhere I don't need a boa, then I don't want to go

#dragonlance #tanis half-elven #tasslehoff burrfoot

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Tanis: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Raistlin: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

#dragonlance #raistlin majere #tanis half-elven

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Raistlin: I want to kiss you.

Crysania: What was that?

Raistlin: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

#dragonlance #raistlin majere #crysania

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Kitiara: I spy with my little eyes someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Caramon: Is it me?

Kitiara: It's always you.

#dragonlance #kitiara uth matar #caramon majere

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Caramon: Raist, what do idk, ily, and ttyl mean?

Raistlin: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.

Caramon, tearing up: Ok, I love you too, I'll just go ask Kit

#dragonlance #raistlin majere #caramon majere

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Tanis: Raistlin, keep an eye on Sturm today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Raistlin: Sure. I'd love to see Sturm get punched.

Tanis: Try again.

Raistlin, sighing: I will stop Sturm from getting punched.

#doing this one with tas felt too much like low hanging fruit #dragonlance #sturm brightblade #raistlin majere

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Tasslehoff: Why are Goldmoon and Riverwind sitting with their backs to each other?

Tanis: They had a fight.

Tasslehoff: Then why are they holding hands?

Tanis: They get sad when they fight.

#dragonlance #riverwind and goldmoon #tanis half elven

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Dalamar: In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without these stupid black robes on? That's weird.

#dalamar #dragonlance

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Teacher: Your son was in a fight today.

Sturm: That's terrible. We are sorr--

Kitiara: Did he win?

#steel brightblade #kitiara uth matar #dragonlance

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Silvanoshei: if a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles!

Mina: hm maybe you should have principles

Silvanoshei: you're so right I should have principles

#boy this one takes me back #fun fact dragons of a fallen sun was actually my first dragonlance book #which let me tell you was a WILD way to meet tasslehoff burrfoot for the first time #dragonlance #mina

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Tanis: We need to distract these guys.

Tasslehoff: Leave it to me.

Tasslehoff: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Draconians: [immediately arguing amongst themselves]

#dragonlance #we are so fucking back #tanis half elven #Tasslehoff Burrfoot

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Everyone: You can't rewrite time just because your dad died

Destina: No, it's okay. I have a permit.

Destina:

#dragonlance #dragons of deceit #destina rosethorn