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Tubbo: Are you trying to get Ranboo killed?!
Tommy: ...My answer depends on what your opinion of him is.
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here have a wip I will never finish hbsfdh
@incorrect-dream-smp-quotes for u
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Wilbur: Tommy. Die.
Tommy, furious: Kill me yourself, dickhead!!
Tubbo: Tommy, he means the dice. It's your turn to roll.
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Tubbo: Having a gay friend is all fun and games until they have to take a picture of some mushrooms.
Aimsey, on the ground taking pictures: They're a FAMILY, TUBBO!!
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Tommy: Hey Phil, remember your house?
Phil: Of course.
Phil: Wait, what do you mean 'remember'?
Tommy:
Phil: Tommy what do you mean 'remember'?
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Ponk: My pronouns are they/them and I'm here to cause may/hem
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@incorrect-dream-smp-quotes me again
look at these dudes
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Purpled: Quackity?
Quackity, on the floor, tearing up: My fiances used to call me that
Purpled: Because it's your fucking name.
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Sam: I think you're perfect, Ponk.
Ponk, brightening: Even if I like ska?
Sam: Ugh, I forgot about the ska thing
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Ponk: I know I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!
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Tommy: You bitch!! You made Tubbo cry!!
Dream: Tubbo always cries!
Tubbo, crying: That's not true!!
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Bad, writing in his diary with a glitter pen: I fear I'm beginning to lose my humanity
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Ranboo: We didn't really have a proper wedding, we just went down to the courthouse on a Thursday.
Tubbo, dramatically: The judge sentenced me to life...with no possibility of parole.
Ranboo: ...You begged me to marry you.
Tubbo: That I did! ❤️
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Wilbur: I kissed Quackity.
Tommy: ...Wow.
Tommy: I owe Tubbo so much money.
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Wilbur: Just relax, be in the moment!
Tommy: I don't WANT to be in the moment, this is a TERRIBLE MOMENT!
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Dream: What are your pronouns?
Tommy: What's that?
Dream: Indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity.
Tommy: Stop swearing at me!
Dream, frustrated: I just want to know how to refer to you!
Tommy: My name is Tommy, bitch!
Dream: WILBUR! What are the blond one's pronouns?!
Wilbur: Oh, we use he/him. He doesn't really care though.
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Phil: What are you doing?
Wilbur, over a bag of Skittles: Ranboo only likes the green Skittles so I'm separating them.
Phil: Aw...that's so nice of you!
Wilbur: What? No. I'm doing this just to eat them all in front of him.
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