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Fizz: there are no gods or honour in academia, only blood
#incorrect quotes#dungeonbreaker#incorrect dungeonbreaker#fizz#fizz the kenku#fizz was/is in wizard college fite me#tw blood#tw blood mention#tw god mention#tw honour#tw academia#tw college#tw university#he’s a wizard harry#source: tumblr
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Morbos: Birdman, please stop staring at me.
Fizz: I can’t help it, I’ve never seen you look so.... domestic.
Morbos: Why does that feel like an insult, coming from you?
#incorrect quotes#dungeonbreaker#incorrect dungeonbreaker#morbos#morbos gloombringer#fizz#fizz the kenku#the parents#implied fizz x morbos#tw implied shipping#source: tumblr
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Morbos: Birdman, do you have honestly any idea what you’re doing?
Fizz, disguised as someone and holding a bomb: Why start now?
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#morbos#morbos gloombringer#fizz#fizz the kenku#fizz no-#fizz is a chaotic menace#tw bomb#tw bomb mention#tw disguise#no Morbos he does not#source: ?
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Erik: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Amelia: I really care about your feelings!
Yeenoghu: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Erik, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Fizz: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Morbos: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#erik#erik ihr casellata#drunken hell elf#amelia montebank#yeenoghu#npc#d&d npc#dnd npc#fizz#fizz the kenku#morbos#morbos gloombringer#the canon relationship#yeemelia#amelagou#yeenoghu x amelia#fizz x morbos#fizzbos#morfizz#tw caps#tw all caps#tw capital letters#tw shipping#tw hospital#tw fighting#I felt this fit#source: ?
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Fizz: Caw caw, motherf*ckers.
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#fizz#fizz the kenku#fizz is a chaotic menace#fizz is grinning maniacally lol#Rat Bird#crow go caw#tw swearing#tw censored swearing#Censored Swearing#source: ?
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Erik: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
#dungeonbreaker#erik#erik ihr casellata#drunken hell elf#gay#theatre kid#he is tho#erik is a theatre kid 100%#incorrect quotes#source: ?
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Fizz: Conflict and war is the crucible through which we evolve.
Fizz: [eats Erik’s leftovers and puts the empty container in Farid’s room]
#dungeonbreaker#fizz#fizz the kenku#erik mention#farid mentioned#tw war#tw conflict#tw war mention#tw conflict mention#fizz D:<#erik’s gonna be pissed man#especially when he goes to get his cold spaghetti during a hangover and finds it missing#source: tumblr
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Amelia: Okay, this is an infiltration mission. We have to keep a low profile, so we aren’t going to kill anyone, understood?
Fizz, having already murdered someone, stolen an identity, and created a feedback loop of grieving paladins: Huh? What did you say?
Sisqo, crunching away on another paladin’s corpse: *dinosaur question mark sound*
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#amelia montebank#fizz the kenku#fizz#sisqo the dino#sicqo the dino#HOW DID I SPELL THIS BEFORE SLDH DBKH<D B<KHUSBH SW#tw murder#tw murder mention#tw identity theft#tw corpse#tw corpse mention#tw eating a corpse#tw dinosaur#tw animal eating a human#tw animal eating a corpse#tw eating mention#tw killing#tw killing mention#source: me#source: my brain#source: original
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Amelia: Fizz, we don't kill people.
Fizz: I think you mean you don't kill people.
Amelia: No, we don't! You're a good guy now, good guys do not kill.
Fizz: Oooh, look at Ms. Bigshot over here, telling me who I can and can't kill!
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#amelia montebank#fizz#fizz the kenku#fizz and amelia’s relationship in a nutshell#tw killing#tw killing mention#tw italics#tw murder#tw murder mention#this was during the first adventure where amelia was like ‘I’d prefer if we didn’t kill’ and fizz immediately pushed a paladin off the edge#of the airship landing bay :/#source: overly sarcastic productions
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Mist: There's a problem!
Fizz: Don't worry, I have a plan.
Fizz: It's murder. The plan is murder.
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#mist#mist on the mountain#fizz#fizz the kenku#cat and bird game#fizz no-#mist you sweet oblivious child#source: overly sarcastic productions#tw murder#tw murder mention#tw problem
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Morbos: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Fizz: Shockingly, none of this.
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#morbos#morbos gloombringer#fizz#fizz the kenku#the parents#i find that hard to believe#but it’d be funny if it’s true#tw all caps#tw caps#tw capital letters#tw italics#fizz did nothing wrong#this time…#source: overly sarcastic productions
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Amelia: I'm not questioning your honour, Fizz. I'm denying its existence.
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#amelia montebank#savage amelia#amelia is so done#fizz#fizz the kenku#fizz and amelia’s relationship in a nutshell#Fizz: honour? Never heard of her#source: game of thrones
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Erik: Are you saying I'm your favourite hot mess?
Farid: I'm actually my favourite hot mess. But you're a close second.
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#erik#erik ihr casellata#drunken hell elf#farid#hell elf#the elven bastards#farid is a drama queen and that is a fact#they are both disasters#they are bffs#they are besties#elf besties uwu#tw hot mess#source: texts from last night#source: tfln
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Fizz: It's been a while since I've done something stupid…
Fizz: So today, we're gonna start a fire in the colosseum.
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#fizz#fizz the kenku#fizz no-#FIZZ NO#tw fire mention#tw stupidity#fizz is an idiot#fizz is a chaotic menace#fizz nerd the science bird#science bird#fizz is a science birdman#fizz gonna do an arson :3#morbos: here we go again -_-#source: graystillplays
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Fizz, determined af to go against the DM’s plans: I'm not going the wrong way, I'm going the painful way.
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#fizz#fizz the kenku#dungeon master#johnny chiodini#johnny is so done#fizz is a spiteful lil bird#fizz is a chaotic menace#tw pain#tw pain mention#fizz no-#source: graystillplays
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Mist: You know what would be cool?
Mist: If we could light the fire...on more fire!
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Fizz: You know what would be cool?
Fizz: If we could light the fire...on more fire!
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#idk which was better so have both#mist#mist on the mountain#fizz#fizz the kenku#mist you sweet oblivious child#fizz no-#mist no#fizz gonna do an arson :3#fizz did an arson#mist’s mind works in mysterious ways#source: graystillplays#tw fire#tw fire mention#tw arson#tw implied arson#tw arson mention#mist is an idiot#but in a good way#fizz is an idiot#fizz is a chaotic menace#and loving every second of it
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Amelia, leaving the group before the Dungeon of Catharsis: Well, I'm done working in this group and now I think I'm gonna go wear a lawnmower like a hat, goodbye everybody.
#dungeonbreaker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeonbreaker#amelia montebank#amelia has seen some shiz man#amelia is so done#tw implied death#tw implied suicide#tw lawnmower mention#amelia noooo#cw minor spoilers#minor spoilers#cw spoilers#dnd npc#d&d npc#d&d sword coast#dnd sword coast
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