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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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the fact that you used a james acaster screen always i am SCREAMING
an iconic pairing i think
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thought on season 3
i did a whole post abt it but to sum it up i thought it was really well done, the writers really need to give everyone a break tho
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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thanks for 800+
send me askes and i’ll answer them !!
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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lu, whispering to nadia and rebe: you heard i was a bitch right?
lu: well i hate to admit it
lu: but it’s true
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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yeray: are you high or drunk?
carla:
carla: yes
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Rebe: What kind of cereal do you want?
Ander: Honey Nut Cheerios, because they’re heart healthy and my heart has been severely damaged
Rebe: Are you... are you ok?
Ander: No <3
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Nadia, taking a sip from a flask: Do you want some?
Omar: Yes :)
Omar: This is soup??? what the fuck???
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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tw// explosion
Hello, hope all of you are safe and doing well.
You may have heard of what happened in Lebanon today and if not, basically, there was a big explosion in Beirut that affected many cities, destroyed shops, homes, cars, caused many injuries and deaths. The cause is uncertain.
As a fellow lebanese myself (that also lives there), today was absolutely terrifying, probably the scariest moments of my life. We heard a deafening sound as the floors were shaking. Some of us thought it was an attack, others thought it was an earthquake. As soon as it ended many expected a second one, which luckily never happened.
Here's a video of what happened that was sent to me, there are also many others that you can find online.
Windows were broken, doors wrecked, cars flipped over, buildings collapsed, people hit by flying or falling objects, and unfortunately, many didn't make it out alive.
We were one of the lucky ones, our families and friends were all safe and our homes were fine.
Some people couldn't even get out of the crumbling builings, so we saw corpses being pulled out, although some people survived the crash. But wherever we looked, there was blood, poeple were half covered in it, their shirts, pants, hair, everything. And that sight was traumatizing.
We watched the news with elders severely injured, children with blood-spattered shirts and people in pain that couldn't get in the hospitals because they were full.
Some people are missing. Just try to imagine the pain and fear their families and friends are feeling.
Articles about what happened, there are a lot more
Not only are we in the middle of a pandemic, but Lebanon is also going through a very serious economical crisis. To give you an example, before, $1 equaled 1 500 lebanese pounds. Nowadays, $1 equals more than 7 000 lebanese pounds. Not to mention that we obviously don't have any dollars at disposition, so yeah we're fucked.
People are hungry, homeless, unemployed. And even if they are getting paid, it'll be useless since the prices of everything went up because they were affected by the economical fiasco.
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Today, I heard my 7 year old cousins scream in fear that they were going to die. I saw my aunt shaking, worried that her children won't survive. I saw my dad freak out while trying to reassure us when we both knew that we were uncertain about the next minutes of our lives. I heard the panic in the trembling voices of my family and friends as they couldn't believe what had just happened. I thought my loved ones and I were going to die in the next seconds.
I'm never forgetting those moments and feelings.
I don't think signing petitions will help, i don't even know if the following links will help either, I just know Lebanon and it's people are desperate for anything because the future of this country is extremely uncertain.
https://helplebanonnow.carrd.co/
https://lebanoncrisis.carrd.co/
https://www.gofundme.com/f/lebanonneedsorg?utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link
https://helplebanon.carrd.co/
http://redcross.org.lb/SubPage.aspx?pageid=1370&PID=158
http://www.caritas.org.lb/get_involved/donate
https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/lebanon-relief?utm_term=PYp7gXzyD
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I think donating to the red cross would be the most helpful, so if you are considering it, it'd be great.
There are so many great threads on twitter about what you can do to help, just search help lebanon or something to find them. Also if you can, please donate, and as I said, the lebanese pound is pretty much worthless currently so USD is way more useful to us.
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Nadia: *trips on nothing*
Guzmán: Haha, you’re so clumsy
Five (5) minutes later:
Guzmán, punching the air: What’s your fucking problem, huh?! What did she ever do to you?!
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Lu: I can’t believe I’m going to jail for excessive good looks 
Nadia:... and murder?
Lu: and murder.
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Ander: would you still like me if i were a worm :,(
Omar: we’re literally married, what are you talking about?
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Netflix’s Élite as troubled birds
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Rebe: I failed my safety course today
Ander: What happened?
Rebe: Well, one of the questions was “in the events of a fire what steps would you take?”
Ander: And?
Rebe: Apparently, “fucking large ones”, wasn’t the right answer
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Lu: I’m not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you
Valerio: Earth isn’t a planet
Lu: HOW THE FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET????
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Ander: I’m jealous of you
Omar: why?
Ander: Your boyfriend is better than mine
Omar: Oh
[Ander walks away]
Omar: wait a minute, i’m your boyfriend! Get back here you little shit
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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“You treat outside wounds with rubbing alcohol. You treat inside wounds with drinking alcohol”
- Valerio
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incorrect-elite · 4 years
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Ander: *walks into his mums office*
Azucena: what are you doing here?
Ander: don’t! it’s too early for an existential crisis
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