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Joel: I am evil. I am heartless. I manipulate people all the time

Joel: For example today I manipulated my wife into giving me a kiss by making her french toast

#submission #empires smp #smallishbeans #incorrect quotes #and with that: at last i am free #see yall for season 2 o/

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Shelby: I need to stop telling people to fight me every 10 seconds because what if they do?

Shelby: I'm 4'3, what am I gonna do? Hide in a vent?

#submission #empires smp #shubble #incorrect quotes

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Jimmy: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Scott:

Gem:

Scott: I’m gonna tell him.

Gem: Don’t you dare.

#reruns #throwback to when this posted during mcc17 #and i kept seeing the notifs for it while i was stressed out of my mind watching grian play dodgebolt

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Gem: Yesterday, I overheard Sausage saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and fWhip replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

#submission #empires smp #geminitay #fwhip #mythical sausage #incorrect quotes

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Joel: I had a dream I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes.

Jimmy: …That’s what tax evasion is.

#empires smp #smallishbeans #solidarity gaming #incorrect quotes #listen jimmy talked about taxes ONE time on his stream #that’s why he’s here

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Update for this blog! I’m gonna be letting the current queue run out, then when season 2 starts up I’ll see about doing quotes for that, since who knows what things might change.

#not a quote #queue currently has… 8 i believe? #(edit: i lied it has 5) #im hoping to be as enthusiastic about season 2 as season 1 #but will just have to wait and see #thank you everyone for being here!

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Joey: Anyone under 5’7” can’t be talking about fighting anyone, like what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the chest?

Shelby: Say goodbye to your kneecaps asshole.

#empires smp #joey graceffa #shubble #incorrect quotes

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Gem: I need you to swear-

Sausage: Fuck!

Gem:

Gem: Swear as in promise.

#empires smp #geminitay #mythical sausage #incorrect quotes

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fWhip: I don’t think this death ray is working.

fWhip: I’m standing in it and I’m not dead yet.

#reruns

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Jimmy: One time I asked Scott for a glass of water while he was mad at me.

Jimmy: He brought me a glass of ice and just said ‘Wait.”

#empires smp #solidarity gaming #scott smajor #incorrect quotes

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Gem: Quick, I have a big announcement to make and I only have one minute so listen up.

fWhip: Why are you in a hurry?

Gem: No, I'm just referring to your relatively short attention spans.

#submission #empires smp #geminitay #fwhip #incorrect quotes

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Scott: What are you doing?

Shelby, surrounded by 15 wolves: Building a family.

#empires smp #scott smajor #shubble #incorrect quotes

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Pearl, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs.”

Pearl: At what, hand to hand combat?

#empires smp #pearlescentmoon #incorrect quotes

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fWhip: I have a science headcanon.

Gem: Can’t you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person?

fWhip:

fWhip: So, my science headcanon is-

#empires smp #fwhip #geminitay #incorrect quotes

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Scott: Can I get you anything to drink?

Katherine: The tears of my enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

Scott: We have jasmine tea.

Katherine: Ooh, jasmine tea. Yes please.

#IM SORRY i dont know what to do with katherine #so i just make her unspeakably violent #cuz ykno… heads #empires smp #scott smajor #katherine elizabeth #incorrect quotes

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Sausage: Accidentally went and got killed yesterday but the gods won’t let me die so I’m back.

#submission #empires smp #mythical sausage #incorrect quotes

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Pixl: I accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’.

Pixl: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.

#empires smp #pixlriffs #incorrect quotes