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incorrect-encanto · 9 days ago
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hi!! i love all your quotes <3 and i was wondering, would i be allowed to write a fic based off one of them? all proper credit would be given and i'll direct readers back to your blog and the quote!!
But of course!
Please link it when it’s done! I’d love to read it😊
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incorrect-encanto · 15 days ago
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Dolores: “Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don’t know.”
Mariano: “The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.”
Dolores: “Stop…”
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incorrect-encanto · 15 days ago
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Agustin, sweating: “So, there’s something I want to ask you-“
Julieta: “Finally, you’re proposing!”
Agustin: “Wha- How did you know?”
Julieta: “You’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.”
Julieta: “I even picked it up once.”
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incorrect-encanto · 22 days ago
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“Roses are red, love is fake. A wedding is actually a funeral with cake.”
-Bruno Madrigal
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incorrect-encanto · 23 days ago
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Pepa: “Your last name sucks.”
Félix: “What’s wrong with it?”
Pepa: “It doesn’t suit you. You should change it.”
Félix: “To what?”
Pepa: “Madrigal.”
Pepa: *walks away*
Félix: “…”
Félix: “Did she just propose to me?”
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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Alma, on her deathbed: "At my funeral, I want Mirabel and Bruno to lower my casket, so they can let me down one last time."
(suggested by @wealwaystalkaboutbruno)
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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"Move, I'm gay."
-Isabela Madrigal
(suggested by @brokensenseofhumor)
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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𝗔𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗼:Brother Camilo,where babies comes from? 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗼:*Smirks*I glad you as- 𝗟𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗮:*cracks her knuckles* 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗼:... 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗼:Try ask dad...
This is so canon…
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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Isabela, annoyed: “Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called; ‘See who can be quiet the longest’.”
Mirabel: “Cool! Abuela loves that game!”
Isabela: “…”
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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Julieta: “Okey, who broke the toaster?”
Dolores: “It was Mirabel.”
Camilo: “It was Mirabel.”
Isabela: “Mira broke it.”
Mirabel: “…YOU GUYS PROMISED-“
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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Alma: “We can go anywhere you want.”
Bruno: “I want to go to the restaurant in Ratatouille! The one where the rat cooks!” :D
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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Alma: “ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE MY CHOCOLATE!?”
Isabela: “I took a tiny piece, I’m sorry.”
Alma: “Oh, well, that’s okey. I can always get more.”
Mirabel: “I took a tiny bit too, I couldn’t resist.”
Alma: “I’m gonna kick you out!”
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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Mirabel, aged 10, holding a newborn Antonio: I’ve only had Antonio for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in Casita and then myself.
Pepa: Very violent bonding, I like it…
*spits out water*
Oh my god😂
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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*Félix and Pepa on the phone*
Pepa: “You know what happens when I’m lonely, mi amor.” ;)
Félix: “Oh god damn it…”
Pepa: “When I’m lonely, I become hungry, and when I become hungry, I want to choke on that *beep* of yours! *beep* your salad and *beep* lick all of your *beep*, before taking out your *beep*, and *beep*-ing with more teeth until you’re screaming *beep* like a baby-“
Félix: *hangs up*
Félix: *snaps his phone in halve, crushes it with a rodery phone, and blends up the remains*
Félix, handing the blender to Dolores: “Eat this, and you know that bridge over the freeway?”
Dolores, while drinking the blended phone remains: “Yeah?”
Félix: “Shit off it!”
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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Alma: "If you had to choose between Pepa and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?" Bruno: "That depends, how much money are we talking about?" Pepa: "Bruno!" Alma: "63 cents." Bruno: "I'll take the money." Pepa: "BRUNO!!!"
Now this👆
This is beautiful.
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incorrect-encanto · a month ago
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Camilo: So there’s this guy I like in town a…
Bruno: Called it! Pay up, Sis!
Camilo: Uh… he bet on me being…
Julieta: Yeah. Don’t worry, we bet on him too.
Alma: It’s tradition.
Oh my god😂
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incorrect-encanto · 2 months ago
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Bruno: “Hey, Pepa?”
Pepa: “Yes, Bruno…?” >:(
Bruno: “Let’s do a knock knock joke.”
Pepa: “Okey…?”
Bruno: “Knock knock.”
Pepa: “Who’s there?”
Bruno: “Mom fucks.”
Pepa: “Mom fucks who?”
Bruno: “Everybody.” *turns around and leaves the room*
Pepa: “…”
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