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Sebastian: Are you crying?
Lance, sobbing: This book is so sad
Sebastian: It’s a cookbook?
Lance: Yes, and all the recipes suck
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Sebastian: This is about you being a brat wanting what you can’t have!
Charles: Can’t have? The only thing I can’t have is dairy
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Sebastian: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Lance?
Lance: No.
Charles: I do!
Sebastian: I know, Charles.
Charles: I’m sad.
Sebastian: I know, Charles.
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Pierre: I’m bisexual and confused.
Pierre: Not about being bisexual, I just never know what the fuck is going on.
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Max: Tell me you love me.
Daniel: You love me.
Max: No that's not-
Daniel: You don't love me?
Max: Of course I do! But I meant-
Daniel: Then where's the problem?
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Pierre: It’s so cute when Charles
Yuki:
Pierre:
Yuki: When Charles..?
Pierre: Exactly
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Sebastian, in a driver’s conference: Alright, listen here you little shits.
Sebastian, turning to Lance, Charles and Mick: Not you guys, you’re angels and I’m glad you’re here.
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Lando: How are you doing?
Max: Well, I’m breathing.
Lando: Setting the bar pretty low, huh?
Max: It’s better than Charles anyway
Charles, choking on water: Honestly? Fuck you
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Max: What if we went out for dinner … not as friends?
Charles: You mean as enemies??
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Lando: So how’s Charles?
Max: Well, I have bad news.
Lando: Oh God, what-
Max: Unfortunately, he’s still alive.
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Sebastian: I raised a perfectly sane and helpful family.
Charles: Do you have another family we don’t know about?
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Daniel: So maybe I’m not as straight as I thought I was.
Lando: You thought you were straight?
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Charles: Of course I dress well.
Charles: I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for no reason.
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Sebastian: We all have our demons.
Sebastian, pointing at Charles: This one’s mine.
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Daniel: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your mental health.
Max: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Daniel: No, that’s not how this works-
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Max: You’re alive.
Charles: There’s no reason to sound so disappointed.
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incorrect-f1 · 2 years
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Charles: I was born to be a politician.
Charles: I have great hair and I love lying
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