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Bumblebee: I have no parental figures telling me not to wrestle bears.

Optimus: It’s me.

Optimus: I am that figure.

Optimus: I’m telling you now.

Optimus: Do not wrestle bears.

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Bumblebee: Nobody told me I was supposed to bring a gift! I was out of the loop on gifts!

Optimus: It's, it's tradition among, um...people.

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Optimus: I know you're not used to this...

Optimus: But maybe you should just try to keep it chill and see what happens.

Bumblebee: Great advice.

Bumblebee: Impossible to follow.

Bumblebee: But great advice.

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Shiroe: It's so dumb. Marielle: It's so dumb, it's brilliant! Shiroe: NO! It's just dumb!

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I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons.

Bunnymund to Jack Frost

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Stephanie: Anyway, I'm ordering all of you to help me be LazyTown's hero for the day.

Stingy: Uh, only Sportacus can order all of us to do something.

Stephanie: Sportacus? Order them to help me.

Sportacus: Do whatever Stephanie says.

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RIP yahoo answers

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Gavin: I am bisexual and I'm going on a date with this gay android who I have a crush on!

Sixty: He's way out of your league, good job.

Nines: Back off, he's hot!

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Elise: Okay, Dan, help him. Dan: Wait, is this a trick? Elise: Nope. Let 'er rip. Just keep it clean. Dan: CHRIS!!! Chris, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequin trainwreck! LOOK AT YOU! You're part of a twelve-headed jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the BLIND! UNDERWEAR! MONEY! FAT!

#incorrect quotes #dan vs #elise pearson #dan mandel #chris pearson #source: king of the hill #mod tardis

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Skara's crystal ball: Hi, it’s Skara! Leave a message. *beep* Boscha: How DARE you let your crystal ball pick up! You are scum! You are worthless, spineless, rotten-to-the-core… That’s it! We are no longer friends! I hate you! We are done! If you ever try to SPEAK to me again, I will literally HEX YOU! [pause] Come over when you get this. …It’s Boscha. [hangs up]

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Benson: I don't always understand Mordecai's texts. It says they're still waiting on the delivery. And "it's all'z good" - "all'z" with a Z. Then a box with a question mark inside. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. And. Yet. Another box with a question mark. Then. Another box with a question mark. What does that mean?

Skips: It means you don't have emojis on your phone.

#incorrect quotes #regular show #rs #benson dunwoody #skips regular show #source: brooklyn nine nine #mod tardis

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Akira: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.

Yusuke: Wednesay.

Akira: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Morgana: Idiots, the lot of you.

#mod spiriti #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #persona 5 incorrect quotes #persona 5 royal incorrect quotes #persona 5 memes #persona 5 royal memes #p5 incorrect quotes #p5r incorrect quotes #p5 memes #p5r memes

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Eggsy: Do you have any idea what I’m capable of?

Whiskey: Don't take this personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Eggsy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Roxy does?

Eggsy: I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Merlin: If Roxy were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes.

Merlin: If you see Roxy jump off a cliff, by all means.

Merlin: Jump off a cliff.

Eggsy: You jump off a cliff.

Merlin: Gladly.

Merlin: Provided Roxy did first.

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Ginger Ale, pointing at Harry: No Elton concert for you.

Ginger Ale, pointing at Merlin: No singing for you.

Ginger Ale, pointing at Whiskey: And...oh my god.

Ginger Ale: Is there anything that you love?

Whiskey: Revenge.

Ginger Ale: No vengeance for you!

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After Luz and Camila introduced them to human holidays

Bump: And so concludes this year's Secret Santa drawing. Just a quick reminder of the rules: 40 snail limit, no perishable items, and no homemade massage coupons, Hooty.

Hooty: Fine, then everyone'll have to pay full price for them.

Eda: Oh, Bump. I would like a 40 snail gift card to any bar that serves apple blood.

Bump: I don't have you, Edalyn.

Eda: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me, but I also know who everyone else has.

Alador: That's not possible.

Eda: Perhaps not for an ordinary witch such as yourself, Blight. But for the brilliant mind of Detective Eda Sherlock Clawthorne - I legally changed my name - it's quite simply... elementary. For, you see, Raine made a face I only recognized from our bedroom, which means that they have Bump. Lily has Alador. Her eyes keep shifting over to him.

Lilith: [shifts eyes to Alador] No, I don't.

Eda: Alador looked disgusted, which means he has Hooty. Darius didn't draw a name, nor did he put one in. He doesn't wanna participate.

Darius: Never do.

Eda: Hooty moves his beak when he reads and he quite clearly said Lu-Lu.

Hooty: I did get Lu-Lu.

Eda: Steve has Raine. He's holding his paper name-side out.

Steve: Oh, she's good.

Eda: And I have Steve, which means Bumpikins has me. I'll be taking that gift card. Mamma loves apple blood.

[pause]

Bump: Shall we draw the names again and leave Eda out?

Everyone else: Yes!

Eda: NOOO! SHERLOCK WANTS A PRESENT!

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When North sees Jack Frost and Sandy trying to outrun an army of Nightmares:

North: What did you guys do to attract this kind of attention, anyhow?

Jack Frost: Couldn't we outrun them first and explain ourselves later?