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Sam: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Bucky:
Bucky: Sam, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Sam: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Sam: You know those things will kill you, right?
Sharon, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Zemo, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Bucky: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Bucky: I know you said you wanted nothing for your birthday but I couldn't resist
Bucky: *hands Sam a box*
Sam: *opens box to find it empty*
Sam: oh my god nothing! Just what I wanted! Thank you!
Bucky: you're welcome
Bucky, internally: fuck its escaped
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Zemo: there is only one thing worse than taking the serum
Zemo: * tears off paper above taking the serum so now the board says "Walker taking the serum" *
Bucky: Walker
Zemo: yes
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Sam: Bucky and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Bucky: Sentences.
Sam: Don't interrupt me.
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Sam: *Accidentally hits Bucky in the face*
Sam: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Sam: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Bucky: What’s wrong with you?!
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Natasha : Don’t worry, I have a few guns up my sleeve.
Clint: I think you mean cards.
Natasha, pulling guns out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
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Sam: can you do me a favour
Bucky: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.
Sam: cool, can you do the dishes?
Bucky: no.
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Bucky, on the phone: Sam, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands.
Sam: got it
Sam: *cuts call*
Sam: We’re gonna have to take matters into our own hands
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Sam: why can't I borrow your phone!?
Bucky: *remembering the 100 photos he has of him and Redwing together*
Bucky: *remembering telling sam he hates Redwing*
Bucky: I'm cheating on you
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Sharon, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Zemo, dramatically placing a Pokemon card: Charmander, I choose you!
Bucky, trembling: What are we playing!?
Sam, staring at them: ...Uno. 
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Bucky: don't say a word
Sam: fergalicious
Bucky: sam! I said no words!
Sam: Oh I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we were playing scrabble, it's not a word, now it's suddenly a word because it's convenient for you
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Sam: why are you sitting on the counter?
Bucky: I am an assassin and a spy i sit where I want
Sam:
Sam: where's the spider?
Bucky: under the pillow thanks
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