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Bakugou: Are any of you imbeciles good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Kirishima:
Sero:
Denki: My time has come
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Azula: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong
Zuko: BECAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE FUN, IT USUALLY INVOLVES PEOPLE DYING
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Bakugou: I hate you
Mina: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue
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Gojo: Have you seen Itadori-kun?
Megumi: He is hiding in the vents
Gojo: Why?
Megumi: The dumbass accidentally ate Kugisaki's ice-cream and now he thinks she is still trying to kill him even though she stopped like, an hour ago
Yuji: She's not done, she is just waiting
Nobara: The fool thinks he is safe in the vents but he is not
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YES, I like how you think 🤍 Someone write a fanfic about this, please
Also —
megumi, seeing her struggle with something: do you need help?
nobara: ...help? *eyebrow twitches* From my rival of all people?
megumi: Sorry, your what?
fushikugi academic rivals. think about it.
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Bonus points if Megumi is oblivious/unfazed about the rivalry while Nobara is just about the opposite
fushikugi academic rivals. think about it.
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Mina: Don't come over tonight
Hagakure: Why not?
Mina: Bakugou has been passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago.
Hagakure: ...
Hagakure: Let me know when it's safe again, good luck
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Aizawa: Right, who do we know has handcuffs?
Kaminari: Well Kyoka and I-
*Jiro glares at Kaminari*
Kaminari: Wouldn’t know.
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Stefan: We're brothers.
Damon: You know, if you take out an r it becomes 'bother' and I really relate to that.
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Aizawa: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Teacher: ...
Aizawa: So, you said Eri is enjoying finger painting.
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Sakura, head in her hands: I had to fall in love with a fugitive...
Ino: Hey, Forehead, it could have been worse. You could have fallen for an idiot, like Hinata-chan did.
Naruto: Yeah! ...Who's the idiot? Is he taller than me?
Shikamaru (mutters): Case in point.
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Todoroki: As Katsuki's friend–
Bakugou: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS
Todoroki: As Katsuki's friend
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Kidnapper: We have Erza Scarlet
Gray: Actually, she has you
Lucy: Good luck!
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Sokka: Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Toph: I pity you because you are dumb
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*while discussing plans*
Naruto: I’m done being careful
Sakura: You think you’ve been careful up till now?
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Kirishima: Dammit, I can't find Bakugou anywhere
Kaminari: Let me try
Kaminari, shouts out to the crowd: ASHIDO MINA IS SINGLE
Bakugou, appearing: THE HELL SHE IS
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Todoroki: [carrying Momo bridal-style while talking calmly with her]
Bakugou: [sprints past while carrying Mina over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming]
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