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[incorrect-fnaf]

Phone Guy: Michael is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays.

Phone Guy: No matter how many times you say please, Michael. We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.

#phone guy #michael afton #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Gregory, on the phone with Glamrock Freddy: Turn around.

Gregory: No, the other way.

Gregory: Again, the other way.

Freddy, confused and panicked: G-Gregory, where are you?!

Gregory: I'm not there yet. But the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles is pretty funny.

#gregory #glamrock freddy #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Michael: My only weakness is fire.

The Puppet: Everyone's weakness is fire.

The Puppet: It's fucking fire!

#michael afton #the puppet #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

William: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Henry: 420.

William: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Michael: 69?

William:

William: Yeah it was 69.

#william afton #henry emily #michael afton #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Elizabeth: So... we have good news and bad news.

William: Bad news first.

Michael: The fire we started in the yard is out of control.

William: The WHAT-

Evan, holding up a perfectly toasted Pop Tart: Wow, you don’t even want to hear the good news?

#elizabeth afton #william afton #michael afton #evan afton #crying child #bite victim #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Michael: I need you to swear.

Elizabeth: Fuck!

Michael: Swear as in promise.

#michael afton #elizabeth afton #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

William: I know this! I've done my research! Ask all of my friends!

Michael, deadpan: Friends, Father?

William: JUST GET TO WORK!

#william afton #michael afton #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: valentin renegade transmissions #has anyone heard of IRIS #it's a side project that dagames made #it's so cool i'm obsessed #pls check it out if you like metal #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Vanessa, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Gregory: Hey.

Roxanne Wolf: Hi.

Montgomery Gator: Hello.

Glamrock Freddy: Hey!

Vanessa: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Glamrock Chica: We were out of Doritos.

#vanessa #gregory #roxanne wolf #montgomery gator #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Montgomery Gator: My name is Monty, but you can call me-

Montgomery Gator: *takes of sunglasses*

Montgomery Gator: a hazard to society.

#montgomery gator #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Plushtrap: Demons like me are grim tricksters of the twilight. Creatures of sulfur and bone!

Elizabeth: And cute little paws.

Plushtrap: *sigh* ...And cute little paws. True.

#plushtrap #elizabeth afton #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #submission #source: the owl house #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Gregory, to Vanessa, his head on the desk, regretting everything: ...and then I called him dad

Glamrock Freddy, in the kitchen with Chica and on the verge of tears: ...and then he called me dad :)

#gregory #vanessa #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Henry, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Michael: Oh don't worry about it :)

[later]

Henry: *presses play*

Michael's recorded message: HNERY, THERE'S A FUCKING FIRE AT THE PIZZERIA AND–

#henry emily #michael afton #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Monty: Everyone is made of atoms.

Monty: And atoms never touch each other.

Monty: So, in my defense, Officer Vanessa, I did not punch this kid.

#montgomery gator #vanessa #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #submission #he would #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Vanessa: Here's the deal Freddy, I TAKE the orders, you MAKE the orders. We do this for Forty years, and then we die!

#vanessa #glamrock freddy #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #submission #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Roxanne: GUYS, I CAN'T FIND VANESSA.

Gregory: WHAT, HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN??

Glamrock Freddy: You forget to cherish her.

#roxanne wolf #vanessa #gregory #glamrock freddy #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #submission #i need to get myself a man like freddy lol #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Michael: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of it this time.

Henry, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

#michael afton #henry emily #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #source: tumblr #incorrect fnaf

[incorrect-fnaf]

Gregory: Now, let's go before Vanessa realizes I tied her shoes together.

(off-screen scream of rage)

Gregory: Aaaand that's our cue!

#gregory #vanessa #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #submission #source: the owl house #incorrect fnaf