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Melissa: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Felix: Go the fuck to sleep

Melissa: What gif I don't want to?

Felix: Fuck You

#melissa #felix #source: unknown

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Zoey: Do you support gay rights?

Chris: ... I am gay

Bee: He's dodging the question

#zoey #chris #bee #source: unknown

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Therapist: How are you coping with everything?

Schaffer: Sarcasm, mostly.

Therapist: Has that been working?

Schaffer: Ooooh, yeah, it's GrEaT, it's going SO well.

#colonel schaffer #source: unknown

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FoH Kids As Cursed Images

Melissa

Chris

Curt

Zoey

Bee

Danny

Sof

Deb

Grace Chastity

Hannah

#deep sigh

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Schaffer: I hate Miah.

Miah: Bitch me too. You ain't special.

#colonel schaffer #miah walker #source: unknown

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Schaffer: John, I think you should play the role of my father.

John: I don't want to be your father.

Schaffer: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

#colonel schaffer #general john mcnamara #source: community

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Melissa: Happy Birthday!

Felix: Thanks, but I was kind of expecting a guy

Melissa: Five years we've known each other, and now you don't want to see me jump out of a cake? You insult me!

#melissa #felix #source: unknown

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Davidson: Yes, Chris. So nice of you to visit. How is...

Chris: My mother?

Davidson: Yes, Schaffer. How is she?

Chris: Well, not... She's been better. I mean....

Felix: She died.

#general davidson #chris #felix #source: ratatouille

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Felix: Okay my apologies Miss Girl

Schaffer: Miss who?

Melissa: She's not a girl. It's Miss Schaffer.

Schaffer: It's Colonel Schaffer, be quiet-

#felix #colonel schaffer #melissa #source: unknown

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Xander: Why is Felix on the couch crying?

John: Schaffer insulted him in Russian

Xander: He doesn't even speak Russian

John: I know, but he assumed it was mean and got really upset about it

#xander lee #general john mcnamara #Felix #source: unknown

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Howard: So, I was thinking of a summer or fall wedding, I don't want it to be cold though.

Kelly: Howard, we aren't engaged.

Howard: THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT

#kelly #howard #source: unknown

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[Texting]

Robby: Hi, who's this? Felix changed all my contact names to mythical creatures

Melissa: What's mine?

Robby: "Dwarf."

Melissa: I'M NOT THAT SMALL

Robby: Oh hey Melissa

Melissa: FUCK

#felix #robby #melissa #peiplings #source: unknown

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Sof: Would you like a picture of my teeth

Danny: ?????

Deb: I have no idea

Sof: Maybe I can hire some lesbian to make them into earrings

Deb: What the fuck

Sof: MAYBE I JUST WANT MY RAW TEETH AS EARRINGS OKAY?

#sof #danny #deb #source: discord #credit to wifibitzz

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Sof: i am NOT gay

Sof: but

Sof: if a pretty girl kissed me on the lips i would kiss that motherfucker right back

#sof #source: unknown

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Steve: I’m jealous of you

Chris: Why?

Steve: Your partner is hotter than mine *walks away*

Chris: ... But we're dati-

Chris: COME BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE

#steve #chris #source: unknown

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Sylvester: We have your son

Ted: Which one

Sylvester: He just asked us for a glass of milk and to cut the crusts off his PB&J sandwich

Ted: Oh my god you have Chris

#Sylvester #ted #chris #source: unknown

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Curt, over text: ;) Open the snapchat I just sent you in private

Owen: Curt, this is just a picture of your dog

#curt #owen #source: unknown