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Gallant: In scooby doo, the secret tunnels are always behind bookshelves

Michael: Could we not base our decisions on what and what does not happen in scooby doo?

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Gallant: Are you getting enough sleep?

Michael: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close

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Gallant: I owe you my life

Michael: No thanks. I’ve seen it. I don’t want it

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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend

Michael: Let me speak to him

Kidnapper: Go ahead, you’re on speaker

Michael: Goodbye, dumbass

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Coco: What’s that one story where a monster is brought to life and has to be destroyed in the end?

Michael: Frankenstein

Gallant: Frosty the snowman

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Mallory: You’re smiling. Did something good happen?

Michael: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Coco: Gallant tripped and fell down the stairs

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Michael: You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter

Gallant: That’s insane. You love Harry Potter, you’ve seen all eight movies

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Gallant: *gets down on one knee*

Michael: Oh my god, it’s finally happening

Gallant: *falls over*

Michael: The poison is kicking in

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Michael: Describe your perfect date

Gallant: That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th, because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket

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Michael: I have decided I want to be cremated

Gallant: When you die?

Michael: No. Whenever. Just surprise me

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Michael: Do not fear death. Fear the state you will die in

Gallant, whispering fearfully: california ...

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Gallant: You’ve got to stop sending me mixed messages

Michael: “I don’t like you” and “go away” are not mixed messages

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Michael, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Gallant, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick

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Michael: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I’ve forgotten something

Gallant: You left me in a walmart parking lot three weeks ago

Michael: I did that on purpose. Try again

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Mallory: So how’s married life going?

Michael: Gallant got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Michael: He said “good luck trying to return me without the reciept!”

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Michael: My kink is people caring about my feelings

Gallant: Unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

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Gallant: Let’s play 21 questions. You start

Michael: Okay, what’s your favorite color?

Gallant: Triangle. Are you into guys?

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