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Lifeboat Rescuer 1: Fat, stupid, ugly people need to shut up

Lifeboat Rescuer 2: "Fat, stupid, ugly" That's me in a nutshell

#game and watch #incorrect game and watch quotes #lifeboat #source by danganronpa

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Oil Panic: I'm deadass hungry right now

*phone rings two times*

Chef: yeah, pizza. What you want?

Oil Panic: lemme get uhh...

Oil Panic: boneless pizza with a two liter of coke

Chef: fuck kinda pizza? And, two liter machine broke, we only got 1 liter tho

Oil Panic: fuck you mean b

Chef:

Oil Panic: aight look, lemme get that pizza BONELESS

Chef: uhh, pizza don't got bone on it

Oil Panic: the fuck did I just say then

Chef: you said "LEMME GET IT BONELESS" like pizza got a damn bone on it

Oil Panic: y'all got bones in your shit then!?

Chef: nah

Oil Panic: so what's the problem??

Chef: D I C K H E A D

Chef: name one pizza that got bone on it

Oil Panic: just don't put them shits in my pizza then bruh, how many times I gotta say it

Chef: bruh just explain to me how the fuck a pizza can be boneless?

Oil Panic: if it don't got bone on it, is BONELESS

Chef: son, what school you go to

Oil Panic: dawg I don't understand the problem, just make my shit BONELESS,

Oil Panic: DEADASS

Chef:

I'M DEADASS NOT MAKING THIS PIZZA..

#game and watch #chef #oil panic #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by youtube

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Chef: I've come to make an announcement

Chef: Fireman's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking husband!

Chef: that's right, he took his hoe-fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking husband, and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting" so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com

Chef: "Pattari, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

Fumigator: *dying in the background*

Chef: that's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my husband so guess what,

Chef: I'M GONNA FUCK SUPERFLAT WORLD

Chef: that's right, this is what you get

Chef: my SUPER LASER PISS!!!!!!!!!!

Chef: except I'm not gonna piss on Superflat World, I'm gonna go higher

Chef: I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!!!!!

Chef: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, KEISATSU? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT. YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLETTSSS HIT FUCKING SUPERFLAT WORLD!!!

Chef: NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO"

#game and watch #chef #fireman #fumigator #policeman #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by ????

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Vermin: what's your name?

Cowboy: Olyade

Vermin: Olyade. And what do you do for a living?

Cowboy: nothing, I'm lazy at the moment

Vermin: do you ever sing professionally-

Cowboy: yeah, of course, I've been singing all my life, all around the towns and everything

Vermin: okay. Do you think you're capable of winning this contest?

Cowboy: yeah

Vermin: and how good from a one to ten would you rate yourself?

Cowboy:

Cowboy: ten

Vermin: ten?

Cowboy: whatever song you want me to sing, I'll do it

Cowboy: Gwen Stefani, I can sing. Prince, I can sing. Sheila E, Kylie, Da- I could probably do Dani as well

Cowboy: I can sing better than Madonna!

Vermin: you're better?

Cowboy:

Cowboy: yeah, I think-

Vermin: go on then

Cowboy: alright, can I have a microphone please?

Cowboy: ...you're holding a stick above my head

Chef: it'll find you

Cowboy: ♪ where I come from there's a place called ♪

Cowboy: ♪ hEeEaveEen ♪

Cowboy: ♪ that's the place where all the good children go ♪

Cowboy: ♪ the houses are of silver, the streets are gold ♪

Cowboy: ♪ but there's more where you come from, my sugar walls ♪

Cowboy: ♪ oHhH, my sugar walls ♪

Vermin, Chef, Oil Panic, and Louise:

Cowboy: that was good, wasn't it? Let's face it

Chef: nah

Cowboy: >8( *destructive stare*

#im sorry i feel like cowboy would be the one who is overconfident in everything and i didnt choose oil panic because hes good at singing lol #game and watch #cowboy #vermin #chef #oil panic #louise #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by x factor audition

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Flagman: I desire moisture

Vermin: can't you just say "I want water" like a normal fucking person?

#game and watch #vermin #flagman #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by ????

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Oil Panic: hey, Fum

Fumigator: hm?

Oil Panic: do you still have my PS4 controller?

Fumigator: um, uh, I think so. Let me check

Fumigator: uh, I don't see it, you can look if you want

Fumigator: it'll be in my closet

Oil Panic: okay

Oil Panic: hey~, what's in this box-

Fumigator: aaAAAAAAAAAA

Fumigator: ITTE WA IKENAI (don't look in there)

Oil Panic: huh, why?

Fumigator: it's.. it's private..

Oil Panic: hm.. what could be so bad~

Fumigator: Oil Panic, no, please!!

Oil Panic: settle down, it's just a

Oil Panic seeing Fum's furry art: booooooooooooooox......

Oil Panic: oh

Oil Panic: my

Oil Panic: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Oil Panic: hahahahaha ohoh my goOoOd, Fum, you're joking!

Fumigator: ...

Oil Panic: you're a furry?!

Fumigator: aaAAAA, WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU???

Oil Panic: guys, come in here!

Lifeboat Rescuer 2: K!

Fumigator: Itazura, what in the everliving fu-

Lifeboat Rescuer 2: Blackjack's out for some more wine, so he'll be baaAAAA-

Lifeboat Rescuer 2: what is that?

Oil Panic: guys, Stanley's a furry!

Lifeboat Rescuers: Whaaaaat? Really?

Lifeboat Rescuer 2: eww

Lifeboat Rescuer 1: yuck

Fumigator: honestly, are you really surprised?

Fumigator: oh yeah, and Oil Panic

Oil Panic: what, furry?

Fumigator: Vermin told me you're in the new Zelda Game&Watch

Oil Panic: *gasp* ..really?!

Fumigator: no lol

Oil Panic: oh fuck you

Fumigator, under his breath: whoa, that was hot

Oil Panic: what?

Fumigator: mm, nothing!

#game and watch #oil panic #fumigator #lifeboat #blackjack #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by youtube #source by talkloid #the children of flatzone

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"please type in a new password"

Chef: *types in "Stanley"*

"your password is too weak"

Chef: how fucking DARE YOU-

#game and watch #chef #fumigator #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by ???? #please tell me the source in the replies please please please-

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Fireman(2): the food's too hot, I can't eat it

Fireman(1): you're too hot and I still eat you

Vermin: I just want one fucking dinner. ONE. DINNER

#game and watch #silver series on crack #fireman #vermin #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by ????

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Oil Drum/Fumigator: I walked in into a bar and some guy just yelled "dibs"

meanwhile

Fireman/Vermin: I'M SUPER DRUNK AND THIS REALLY HOT DUDE JUST WALKED IN AND I YELLED DIBS

#game and watch #oil drum #fumigator #fireman #vermin #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by ????

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Manhole: something Sparky has that I don't is...

Spitball Sparky: nothing

Manhole: No way! There are!!

Manhole: like, the thing about Sparky that would be nice to have is that innocent aura that will make you think "Sparky's cute..."

Spitball Sparky: EHHHH 💓

Spitball Sparky: thanks >.<

Manhole: even when they're panicking like "ahh! ahh!", I wanna watch over them

Manhole: or like, cheer them from behind, like, "you can do it, you can do it!"

Manhole: that's what I personally think

Spitball Sparky: thanks.. 💖

Manhole: cute

Spitball Sparky: I'm gonna relisten this part later

*both laugh*

Spitball Sparky: as for me, I wrote a bunch of things down about Manny

Manhole: oh no

*both laugh again*

Manhole: that's not what the pad is supposed to be used for!

Spitball Sparky: Alarm Helmet let me use it!

Spitball Sparky, showing the screen: here!

Manhole: YOU WROTE SO MUCH!

Spitball Sparky: first off, they're super cute! Frustratingly adorable, even!

Spitball Sparky: they're beautiful, their charms are overflowing

Manhole: so many..

Spitball Sparky: they smell nice

Spitball Sparky: LISTEN TO THIS, when we're-

Manhole: we're getting off-topic..

Spitball Sparky: when we're on a date together, and I kiss them on the cheek

Manhole: r-right

Spitball Sparky: I inhale the scent of the soap they used and I go "woah..."

Manhole: -phew, I'm glad it doesn't smell bad

Spitball Sparky: what an amazing smell, this is what a true cutie is like

Spitball Sparky: right, next

Manhole: this is making me nervous..

Spitball Sparky: they, um, look at the big picture and remains calm. Unlike me, when an incident happens they don't treat it like an incident, but instead takes the essence

Manhole: essence?!

*they both laugh*

Spitball Sparky: "things like this happens sometimes" or something. It's seriously amazing how they're like that

Spitball Sparky: and they're incredible with moves and such, their dancing is amazing. I mean, seriously, when we hang out together at night in their room and they do a move from a song they like, I'm completely focused on them!

Spitball Sparky: from head-to-toe focused

Manhole: how long is this gonna continue (///////)

Spitball Sparky: just a bit more

Manhole: there's even more?!

Spitball Sparky: and also, when they talk, it's super cute. Something like when they read a comic outloud to me "hi~!" then they do a little voice clear like they suddenly are embarrassed while doing that. It's super cute to look at, amazing!

Spitball Sparky: after that, they're super nice, like, listen to this

Spitball Sparky: when I was feeling really down, I received a message from them

Manhole: this is so embarrassing...

Spitball Sparky: and I feel like they are saying that "it'll be okay", "they're so kind!" I thought

Manhole: aaaaaaaa..

Spitball Sparky: last one,

Manhole: my heart is pounding- wait, "the way they sleep"?

Spitball Sparky: they always check up on me to make sure I was already sleeping, and so one night, I decided to check up on them. And they were already tucked up in their blanket while holding their panda doll, and their face were like those bear sleeping with a omelette blanket dishes

Manhole: eh, seriously?! I was doing that?!

Spitball Sparky: and when I saw that, I was like "ahhh!" I felt my heart flutter

*they both scream in happiness*

Manhole: did I seriously make that face?!

Spitball Sparky: yeah, doing something like that rice bear always did

*they both laugh again*

Manhole: let's stop here! This isn't even the point of the recording. No more, no more! Let's get on with the program!

Spitball Sparky, teasing: besides what I said-

Manhole taking away the pad: no more, no more! Now's not the time for this, we're moving on now!

#game and watch #manhole #spitball sparky #source by love live nijigasaki #incorrect game and watch quotes #the children of flatzone

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Fumigator: look

Chef: huh? Oh, no-

Fumigator: look, look at me!

Chef: huh?

Fumigator: you're right... You can't see when there's nothing there, so look at me! Pretend, that I'm a seafood tempura bowl

Chef: what are you saying, Stanley?!

Fumigator: once you're done looking, eat me! Here, eat me while I'm still hot and fresh!

Chef: NO! Uh- WHAT??

Diver(2nd): here, chop-sticks!

Chef: oh. Thanks, Niba-

Chef: HELL NAH, DUDE!!

Diver(2nd): let me hear what you think, Mister! Our seafood is fresh out of the water!

Fumigator: I'm fresh!

Chef: wait, no..

Diver(2nd): do it..!

Chef: huh..?

Fumigator: do it!

Chef: wait wait wha-

Diver(2nd) and Fumigator: do it, do it, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!

Diver(2nd) and Fumigator: DO IT!!!

Chef, nervously: t-thanks for the meal!!!!

#game and watch #fumigator #chef #diver #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by love live sunshine

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Juggler: Merry Christmas!!

Juggler: did you eat any delicious food? Did you do anything fun? I see..

Juggler: well, do you like me? Well, I.. really.. don't like you that much!

Everyone except Juggler: EH????

Juggler: but, but! I have a special Christmas present for you! *blows a kiss towards the camera*

Everyone: WOAHHHHHH

Diver: sorry for the creepy old man

Juggler: *laughs*

Diver: the creepy old man came back

Spitball Sparky: wait, really?!

#game and watch #juggler #diver #spitball sparky #the children of flatzone #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by love live sunshine

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Flagman: JAA! I'll be hosting the first game, okay?

Flagman: the first one will be English! The NG Word Game!

Rain Shower: NG Word? So, it's a conversation game where everyone has a word they can't say, right?

Rain Shower: if you say your forbidden word, you'll be eliminated

Flagman: How are you explaining how it works before I even get the chance to?!

Flagman: well fine, in short, it's that kind of game

Flagman: first, you write the forbidden word on your card, have the person stand in front of it so they can't see it. The rest would try to get them to say that word, and to do that, they're allowed to say another person's forbidden word

Parachute: manipulating people like that... Sounds like something Flagman would do!

Flagman: what is THAT supposed to mean?!

Fireman(1st): do we have to say it?

Diver: the rules may sound simple, but it does seem rather difficult in practice!

Diver: trying to figure out your weakness seems to be the key to victory here!

Juggler: what do I do if a difficult word shows up? Wait, would difficult words even show up?

Flagman: I wonder...

Flagman: Alright, Everyone! Please line up in front of your cards!!

Flagman: so, is everyone ready? Then, reveal your cards!!

Fumigator: ah, Vermin, so THAT'S your word?

Vermin: wait huh? Is it weird..?!

Policeman: Flagman, could it be that you know all of the words since you prepared them yourself?

Flagman: Eh?! No way! I wrote a bunch of them down! yeah, I maybe remember two or three words, but even that is a bit-

Everyone except Flagman: um...

Flagman: h-huh? *looks behind to see that the card reads 'even that'* oh...

Flagman: Waaaaaaaaaahh!! So my forbidden word was "even that"!!! No way!!!

Fireman(1st): for the host to get eliminated first... How unfortunate~

#game and watch #flagman #rain shower #parachute #fireman #diver #juggler #policeman #fumigator #vermin #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by love live nijigasaki

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Spitball Sparky: *sigh* this anime is obviously a romantic-school-comedy!

Spitball Sparky: Okashii and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!

Lifeboat Rescuers: yeah, then what are we?

Spitball Sparky: you boys,

Spitball Sparky: are the ✨homosexual✨ supporting cast!

Spitball Sparky: *draws a line in the ground* so please make sure that you don't step across this line!

Lifeboat Rescuers: you gotta be kidding..

#game and watch #spitball sparky #manhole #lifeboat #make a new tag #the children of flatzone #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by ouran host high school club #source by ouran host highschool club (dub)

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Manhole: these are cattails, they're just fairly common water reeds

Manhole: and they're not edible

Manhole: but don't you think they otter be, they've got

Manhole: stalks and these groupings of highly compressed seedlings that expand rapidly on impact, so they're not that good for eating

Manhole: but even so

Judge: *guitar*

Spitball Sparky:

ME WANT BITE

Spitball Sparky:

ME WANT PLANT CORN DOG DELIGHT

Spitball Sparky: me want deep fried

Spitball Sparky: me think water twinkie nice

#inspired by one of dasalright's post #game and watch #manhole #judge #spitball sparky #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by tiktok #the children of flatzone

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Vermin: i have no friends

Oil Panic: AHEM

Oil Panic: BITCH WHAT AM I?

Oil Panic: A ROACH?

#game and watch #vermin #oil panic #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by vine

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Fireman: uhhh "say 'ara ara'"

Fireman: YOU GUYS WANT ME TO SAY "ARA ARA"?

Oil Panic: yes

Fireman: YOU GUYS WANT ME TO SAY "ARA ARA"?

Oil Panic: did I stutter?

Fireman: Ara Ara~

Oil Panic: *spits out oil*

#this aint funny now this account is cringe #game and watch #fireman #oil panic #incorrect game and watch quotes #source by youtube