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Ayako: My whole life is an open book.

Masako: Your whole life is an open blouse!

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Mai: How dumb do I look?

Naru: Do you really wanna know?

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Naru: Shut up.

Monk: I didn't say anyth-

Naru: You were thinking. It's annoying.

#source: sherlock #214 #ghost hunt incorrect quote #incorrect ghost hunt quotes #incorrect ghost hunt #ghost hunt

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John: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?

Mai: Well, I'm a real people person.

Ayako: I don't answer stupid questions.

Monk: I speak Dutch.

Yasu: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.

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Masako: Arsenic will solve your problems, Mai. I know it will solve mine.

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Monk: What is it about me? Is it my hair?

Mai: Yes, it's exactly that, Monk. It's your hair.

Yasu: You have homosexual hair.

#source: friends #211 #ghost hunt incorrect quote #incorrect ghost hunt quotes #incorrect ghost hunt #ghost hunt

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Monk: Just play cool, don't Mai about it.

Mai: Did you just use my name as a verb?

Ayako: Oh, yeah, we do that behind your back. 'Mai-out': to overthink. Also see 'Mai-up'. 'Mai-up': to overthink with disastrous results. Sample sentence: "Billy Mai-upped when he tried-"

Mai: Okay, I get it!

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Naru: Mai, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

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Mai: Maybe I'm allergic to Naru; stuffiness makes me sneeze.

#source: m*a*s*h #208 #incorrect ghost hunt quotes #ghost hunt incorrect quote #ghost hunt #incorrect ghost hunt

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Naru: Look here Lin, that lady just slipped me her number. Like I need another menopausal woman scratching at my window like a cat in heat.

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Naru to Monk and Ayako: Finally! Where have you guys been?

Monk: We had to look for the paper, and eat...and then some stuff happened, you know.

Naru: Your shirt's on inside-out.

Monk: Yeah, that's the stuff.

#source: the 70s show #206 #incorrect ghost hunt quotes #ghost hunt #ghost hunt incorrect quote #incorrect ghost hunt

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Mai: Will you dance with me?

Monk: Of course!

Mai and Monk: *begin to dance the Macarena in perfect unison*

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Masako: I am filled with hate...but in a cute way.

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Mai: Ayako just texted me back 'lmao' from the other room.

Mai: I hear no laughing.

Mai: I’m friends with a laugh liar.

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Naru: Hey, is anyone else d-

Mai: Dead?

Monk: Drained?

Yasu: Depressed?

Ayako: Deprived of sleep?

Naru:…done with your work? What is wrong with you people?

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Naru: If you’ve got any questions, just ask.

Mai: *raises her hand* If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Naru:....

Naru: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.

#source: twitter #201 #ghost hunt #incorrect ghost hunt quotes #ghost hunt incorrect quote #incorrect ghost hunt #mai taniyama #mai

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Mai: Four months!

Naru: It’s really not that big of a deal.

Mai: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

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