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Argyle: Would you love me if I was a worm?
Jonathan: Absolutely, babe
Steve, turning to Billy: Would-
Billy: I am not answering this question without my attorney present
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Billy: Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Steve to go out with every girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on for my life
Robin: Good for you! I mean, I totally get it, because with Vicky-
Billy: Except, you know, I haven't chosen yet
Robin:
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Billy: Hey, have you seen my shirt? Button down, faded salmon color?
Eddie: You mean your pink shirt?
Billy: ...Faded salmon color
Eddie: No, I haven't seen your pink shirt
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i was going through your blog and i think a lot of your posts would be better if they were steddie, haha. why are they still all harringrove when steddie makes more sense?
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it's in the title.
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Billy: Okay, but are we really gonna keep Eddie?
Robin: We kept you
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Eddie: 10 year old me would both me terrified and in awe of me
Billy: 10 year old me wouldn't believe I've gotten this far
Steve: ...I'd fight 10 year old me
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Dustin: I learned a joke at school today
Steve: Okay let's hear it
Dustin: What goes in stiff, but comes out soft?
Steve:
Dustin:
Steve:
Dustin:
Steve: Is it a-
Billy, running into the room after just barely hearing the same joke from Max: ITS SPAGHETTI! ITS SPAGHETTI STEVE
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Steve: Billy, why are you cooking
Billy: I wanted to do something nice for you!
Steve: ...but instead you cooked?
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Steve, after Hopper hires him: Suspect is dancing naked downtown
Hopper: Copy that
Steve: I'll try, but I'm not much of a dancer
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Billy: I had a bad dream
Steve: What was it about?
Max: No, don't ask him that!
Steve: ...Why not?
Max: Because he'll answer!
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Billy: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you
Steve: Okay, first of all, let's calm down a little bit
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Steve: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me?? How did you even get here so fast?
Max: Several traffic violations
Billy: Three accounts of resisting arrest
Robin: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
Dustin: Also, that's not our car
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(Billy after getting accused of something that went wrong at Joyce and Hoppers wedding)
Billy: Be very careful about throwing around accusations like that, because if you’re trying to say that I somehow ruined my parents wedding, then I am going to kill myself
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Hopper: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Steve: *Tentatively raises hand*
Billy: *Pulls his hand back down*
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weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:
chipotle order?
thoughts on veganism?
a specific color that gives you the ick?
mythical creature you think/believe is real?
favorite form of potato?
do you use a watch?
what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?
do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?
do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?
on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?
anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?
brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?
first thing you’re doing in the purge?
do you think you’re dehydrated?
rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning
thoughts on mint chocolate chip?
an anxious compulsion you do everyday?
your boba/tea order?
the veggie you dislike the most?
favorite disney princess movie?
a number that weirds you out?
do you have an emotional support water bottle?
do you wear jewelry?
which do you find yourself using, american or british english?
would you say you have good taste in music?
how’s your spice tolerance?
what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?
last meal on earth?
preferred pasta noodle?
ask me anything !
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Billy, to Heather: Things have been going really good with Steve! Our friendship is in a really good place
Billy: Last week I said, "Did you know that a wiener dog is neither a wiener or a dog?" and instead of saying "shut up Billy" he said, "Okay" !
Heather:
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Billy: I wanna take you out <3
Steve, winking: For dinner, right?
Billy:
Billy:
Steve:
Steve, now worried: ...For dinner, right?
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