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Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes
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I love telling people that Snape was 31 years old in the first Harry Potter book and at most 38 when he died … he should have been at the podcast mic …
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summer 1996 … harry potter spent two weeks in the real world before dumbledore took him to go emotionally terrorize and manipulate a senior citizen while on their way the weasleys … he definitely went to see mission: impossible in theaters at least once … i mean why not ….
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Callout post from @/halfbloodprince about the toxic behavior of his new student and how he has to be held accountable for his actions and those of his dead father and imprisoned godfather DNI if you’re going to ask how old the student is or how his parents died
Snape was fr in his 30s beefing with a prepubescent CHILD … he would have fit in right here on tumblr dot com
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Snape was fr in his 30s beefing with a prepubescent CHILD … he would have fit in right here on tumblr dot com
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i win an argument with my sister that actually you CAN conjure things out of thin air except for FOOD which is an exception to gamp’s law of elemental transfiguration but at what cost … what is the cost of knowledge
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pleasee delete this i’m shakiging an cryinsbg
do they have sex ed at hogwarts
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snape is like. at the most 31 when harry shows up at hogwarts. maybe 38 when he dies. he’s basically prime podcaster age.
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Look I have no love for JKR but I went looking for that tweet and all I saw was one supportive of the *resistance* movement *against* the iranian government. #womanlifefreedom is the hashtag used to support Iranian feminists/resistance fighters
Which is a far cry from praising the taliban
she unliked it because she caught flak bro
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on a more serious note my feelings about harry potter remain complicated and leaning negative but on the whole i’ve become more defiant about what i’m willing to let people take from me. i refuse to let that woman take the joy that harry potter has brought me at various points in my life away from me. i refuse to let her actions taint memories and diminish the friends i found through a mutual interest. i was literally part of the wedding party for two of my best friends last month and i met them both a decade ago on hp tumblr. she can’t take that from us. she’ll have to rip the love from my cold dead hands.
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fyi if anyone ever tries to come at you legally :3
hear that joanne i’m protected so long as i’m bullying you and your life’s work
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“THERE’S NO NEED TO CALL ME ‘SIR’, PROFESSOR.”
people love to shit on the failings of a classic protagonist in favor of more interesting side characters but what appeals to me about a harry potter is that he’s a huge bitch
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so glad enough time has passed that not even the most staunch defenders can claim that the cursed child was both good and part of the accepted canon. we’re free.
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very relatable when professor lockhart forced all of his students to buy the very expensive textbooks that he wrote like oh i’m fucking sure
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greedy bastards hogging all the abortion potion
do they have sex ed at hogwarts
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well what did a very potter musical have to say about it?
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do they got an abortion potion in that thing?
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