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Incorrect Heartbeat Quotes
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Patch: If you're flying through the desert and your boat gets a flat tire… What should you have in your pockets?
Eve: Um… Uh…
Eve: *confidently* Blue! Because ice cream doesn't have bones!
Patch: Yes.
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Luca: Patch!! You're losing a lot of blood! Quick, what's your type?!
Patch: (unconcerned) Uh... Cute, kinda short, pink hair...
Luca: I MEAN BLOOD TYPE, YOU IDIOT!!!
Patch: Oh, uh... (looks down at her wound) Red.
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Eve: Please tell me that tapestry wasn't thousands of years old.
Han: Oh way older than that, actually.
Eve: nooooooo....
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Patch: My neighbors are always listening to really loud drum and bass.
Patch: WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT!
*Patch, Luca, and Shep all start jamming out*
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Chip: Ann often tells me that violence isn't the answer.
Chip: But life is multiple choice and I choose violence.
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Chip: The term "girlfriend" implies the existence of a "girlfoe".
Chip: *pulls out her tomahawks* This is a service I'm willing to provide.
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Chip: *referring to Nyx* I hate that girl. She's so fucking gay.
Rex: Uh, dude? You're gay.
Chip: There's gay, and there's so fucking gay other people think you're too fucking gay.
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Luca: The person who is most likely to kill you is you.
Chip: Not if I kill her first!
Eve: I shouldn't kill me. They might find me guilty in court.
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Chip: You all better not try me, I’m not having it.
Han: The hell you gonna do? Fight my knees?
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Loch: I'm... Grounded?
Wake: Yes, your grounded! You disobeyed me!
Skip: *holding a shovel* And now we're gonna bury you until you learn your lesson.
Wake: Skip, that's not how grounding works.
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Chip: I have good news and bad news. Which do you wanna hear first?
Ann: The good news?
Chip: It’s very unlikely I’ll do it again.
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Nyx: I h-hate when p-p-people say, "tell me a-about y-yourself."
Nyx: Like, wh=what do I say?
Nyx: My t-t-trauma or my f-favorite c-color?
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Nyx: *possessed by Yorshk* Klein, please l-love me, Klein. I w-w-want you, f-forever.
Klein: *exitedly* Yes!!!
Yorshk: You're supposed to hit her!
Klein: Damn right I'm gonna hit that!
Yorshk: *unamused* Han dammit... *knocks Nyx out*
Klein: Aw, come on!
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Wake: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.
Pike: Murder wasn’t on anyone’s agenda.
Yorshk: It was on mine but not until Thursday.
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Eve: Don’t let anyone ruin your day.
Nyx: Yeah, y-you’ve got to t-t-take matters into your o-own h-hands. Ruin your own d-day.
Eve: No...
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Eve: Hey, Chip! Check it out!
Eve: (points to a sign that reads "18+ Only") Aw man! We can't go in, Chip! It says 18+ and there's only two of us!
Chip: You're so fucking stupid, Eve.
Chip: *pulls out her cellphone* Let's just invite more people.
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June: Okay, let’s play hide and seek.
Avi: Eve, you count!
Eve: *sighing after counting to 50* You would not believe your eyes—
Avi: *from the top of a building* IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
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