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Charlotte: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
C: It's usually an oncoming train.
Charlotte: Could you just not try to kill my vibe for five seconds?
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Charlotte: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Bennett: No it's my fault I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank the police.
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Felix: The path to inner peace begins with four words.
Felix: Not my fucking problem.
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Charlotte: I need you to look straight into my eyes, Anri!
Anri:
Anri: You know I can't look into those eyes and be straight.
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Bennett: How can someone say Felix is evil?? He's the most precious soft little soul.
Felix, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!
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Charlotte: Is he always like this when he loses?
Florence: Yeah. You should've been there for the Great Monopoly Tantrum of '37.
Bennett: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!
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Aiden: We're not mad, we just want to know why you would need a fake ID.
Charlotte: *incoherent mumbling*
Huxley: Speak up, Charlotte.
Charlotte: ... you need to be over eighteen to hold the puppies at Petco.
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Bennett: Are you talking to yourself?
Felix: Yes, it's the only way to have an intelligent conversation.
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Charlotte: What's wrong Felix? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?
Felix: Quantum carburetor? Jesus Charlotte, you can't just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something. Looks like something's wrong with the micro-verse battery.
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Bennett: *Hands food to Charlotte*
Charlotte: Hey what is this? Bird seed?
Bennett: It's debris i found in the carpet.
Charlotte: ...
Bennett: I don't know what humans eat.
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Q84: I got grounded for a whole week just because i came home late.
Bennett: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again
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Bennett: What do you want to eat?
Florence: I don't care.
Bennett: But I don't care.
Florence: Well one of us has to care!
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Anri: Uh oh.
Charles: What?
Anri: Somebody's in love.
Charles: Yeah, right. I just think Vincent's cool. It's not like i lay awake at night thinking about him.
Charles, later that night: Uh oh.
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Bennett: I did a bad thing.
Felix: Does it affect me?
Bennett: No.
Felix: Then suffer in silence.
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Anri: What's wrong with you?
Charles: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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Huxley: Is anyone gonna tell me what's going on in here?!
Florence: It's kind of complicated, but Bennett-
Huxley: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Anri: so, how's life?
Charles: what is life? like, the meaning of it? and does anyone really have a life?
Anri: ...it's too early to be having an existential crisis, charles.
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