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Gem x cleo x Pearl :33

not an incorrect quote but glad you're having fun buddy

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Doc: If I’m really as evil as you say I am then let god strike me down where I stand

[a lightning bolt hits the ground next to Doc]

Doc: HA! Nice try jackass! Next time give it your A game!

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #docm77

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Grian: You’re an idiot

Scar: Everyone knows that

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #grian #scar

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Scar: This rocket could get us to Saturn

Cub: Where you’ll be crushed under the immense pressure of all the gases you can’t walk on. You’ll fall to the center for eternity and become a giant diamond

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #scar #cub

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Mumbo: What should I do when I arrive early to the meeting?

Grian: Bomb it

Grian: Light the papers on fire

Mumbo: I'm going to bring yakult

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #mumbo #grian

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gem: what you doing?

impulse: diggin

gem: why?

impulse: make a hole

gem: a hole for what?

impulse: more diggin

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #impulsesv #geminitay

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Doc: If god sends me to hell, I will simply not go.

Doc: What will he do?

Doc: Send me to hell?

Doc: I’m already not going, the fuck?

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #docm77

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Cub: How are we gonna get the star on top?

Scar: I got it!

Scar: [runs and jumps on the Christmas tree that then falls down]

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #scar #cub

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Bdubs: Merry Christmas. I’m your present.

Etho: Can I have the receipt

Bdubs, offended: WOW

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #bdubs #ethoslab

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Grian: I’m Scar’s secret Santa and I have no idea what to get him

Cub: Just get him a present

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #grian #scar #cub

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Grian: I regret getting you that blender for christmas

Scar: [sips waffle] Why?

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #grian #scar

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Joe: [unwrapping a Christmas present]

Joe: It’s an avocado! Thanks

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #joe

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Iskall: [is wearing silly Christmas antlers]

Grian: Iskall take those things off

Iskall: No! I shan’t. It’s Christmas!

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #grian #iskall

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Beef: XB it’s been 4 hours I think you need to get off the kitchen table

XB: Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I’m ugly and have no friends

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote

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Mumbo: Grian, I’m 26, I don’t have a Christmas list anymore

Scar: I do!

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #mumbo #grian #scar

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Scar: I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #scar

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Joe: Have you ever had a dream about a giant bagel?

Cub: No but I had a dream about an aardvark singing opera

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect quote #joe #cub