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incorrect-heroes · 7 days
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Peter: Claude has something he'd like to tell you. Claude?
Claude: I didn't mean to upset you even though everything I said was true and you know it.
Peter: Claude, that was an awful apology.
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incorrect-heroes · 8 days
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“Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like dad why do you have beef with me im 6 i love you”
– Nathan
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incorrect-heroes · 9 days
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Claire: "do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah
Claire: if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.
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incorrect-heroes · 10 days
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Matt: Damn I forgot to bring my white noise machine
Matt, to Mohinder: Could you go WSHHHHHHHH for a little while, until I fall asleep?
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incorrect-heroes · 11 days
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“sure. blame the guy who's a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again”
– Nathan Petrelli
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incorrect-heroes · 15 days
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Niki: That is amazing
Niki: Are you not in the navy anymore?
Nathan: Discharged.
Niki: Ohh
Niki: Why tho?
Nathan: Used my gun to shoot at worms
Niki: Can I laugh?
Nathan: You may laugh
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incorrect-heroes · 17 days
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Today's problematic ship is Peter Petrelli and Claire Bennet from Heroes (2006)
Uncle/niece incest
Age gap
Requested by @ebi-furai-no-shitpost
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incorrect-heroes · 17 days
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Peter: Please believe me when I say that if I ever steal someone's post without attribution, I'm not trying to be an evil Internet Content Thief, I just completely forgot that I saw it already and misremembered that I came up with it myself.
Peter: I posted this as warning before I posted The Thing and in the time it took me to type this, I forgot what The Thing was.
Sylar: When I steal somebody else's post without attribution I'm well aware that I didn't come up with it but I claim it as my own anyway because I love theft.
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incorrect-heroes · 20 days
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Nathan: Alright, get up.
Tracy: What?
Nathan: Get up. You’re in my seat.
Tracy: How is this your seat?
Nathan: Because I was sitting there.
Tracy: But then you got up.
Nathan: It's not like I went to Spain! That's the last place I was sitting. You knew I was coming back!
Tracy: [points to the bathroom]
Tracy: Technically, the last place you were sitting was in there,
so…
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incorrect-heroes · 23 days
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Peter: WHAT
Peter: god just straight up yoinked adams rib 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 thats theft
Nathan: are you live-blogging the fucking bible 😭😭😭😭😭
Peter: i had to
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incorrect-heroes · 25 days
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D.L.: Okay, help me please!
Jessica: Two words.
D.L.: I bet they won’t be helpful.
Jessica: Your problem.
D.L.: I was right
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incorrect-heroes · 26 days
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[Many years ago]
Nathan: Good morning. Your girlfriend doesn't have to sneak out in the middle of the night, dude.
Nathan: Go through the front door, walk her to her car, come back in, lock the door, stay awake until she's home.
Peter: Ok sorry... I thought you'd be mad
Nathan: I know you're going to hang out with her either way. I was your age once except I got way more bitches
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incorrect-heroes · 27 days
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Discussing and laughing at plot holes in Heroes is a time-honored tradition
“Why does this bad thing have such a big fandom?” because perfect things don’t get fandoms obviously there’s gotta be some level of cracks for people to stick their grubby little fingers into.
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incorrect-heroes · 28 days
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Hiro: My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
Hiro: YALL IM IN THE PASSENGER SEAT
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incorrect-heroes · 1 month
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Matt: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.
Mohinder: Go ahead.
Matt: Tooth hurty.
Mohinder: When is the best time to go to the dentist.
Matt: You complete me.
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incorrect-heroes · 1 month
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“can i accept u unconditionally or are u gonna be weird about it”
– Peter
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incorrect-heroes · 1 month
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Hiro: im grilling absolute cheese
Ando: i love that you're so excited about your grilled cheese that you mentioned it in multiple servers, made it your discord status, AND made a tumblr post about it
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