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Clinton, brandishing a knife: Give me all your money!

Burr: How about instead I buy that knife from you for all the money I have on me?

Clinton: Okay.

Clinton: ...Shit, now you're just gonna rob all your money back!

Burr: No, because I'm not a dick who robs people!

Clinton: That hurt more than a stab wound.

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I’m bored

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#omg i love this #reminds me i gotta post some more quotes hmm

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If I had one peso for every time I was involved in a federal trial which the President tried to use as an excuse to decimate the Supreme Court, I’d have two pesos. Which isn’t that much, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

Burr

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Madison: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Jefferson: His name is Aaron Burr and he doesn't like it when I call him a thing.

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Bentham: Have you ever considered that all this excessive revelry might just be your attempt to fill a void?

Burr: "Attempt?" I filled five "voids," last night!

Bentham: You KNOW that's not what I meant!

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Burr: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.

Ogden: What statistical evidence?

Burr: I haven't died yet.

Dayton: I...don't think that's how it works,

Jefferson: No, he's got a point, do you KNOW how many times I've tried to kill him? This fucker will not die.

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266 slutty, slutty years...

#🎉🎉

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Burr: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.

Bentham: Right, white chocolate mocha, then.

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"From now on, the only snack allowed in the Senate is me."

—Burr

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I’m going to start being more assertive, if that’s alright with you guys.

Burr

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Someone: Every woman needs a man.

Theo: Bullshit, my man needs me!

Alston, nodding: She's right.

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Burr: Do you think I'm funny?

Jefferson: I think...your parents were funny.

Burr: What? Did you know them--

Jefferson: They made a joke forty-seven years ago and people are still laughing at it.

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bro i straight up forgot i had this account sorry 😂😂 more antics and shenanigans incoming i promise

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Burr: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Jefferson: ...That's not a lot of inches,

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Madison: I have sixty-nine cents.

Burr: Oh, you know what that means ;)

Madison: ...I don't have enough money for chicken nugget

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Blennerhassett: My wrists are killing me!

Burr: Oh come on, it can’t be that bad.

Blennerhassett: Have you ever been handcuffed before?

Burr: Of course I have!

Blennerhassett: Sexually or by law enforcement?

Burr: Yes.

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Jefferson: It's like the entire Little Band all share one fucking brain cell!

Burr: [can't think of a good comeback because it is currently Bartow's turn to use the brain cell]

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