Waldstein: You feel that, Hyde?
Waldstein: That tingling sensation in your balls?
Seth: ….Are you sure you don’t have testicular cancer?
Kuon: What are you doing?
Linne: Im burying you.
Kuon: But I’m alive.
Linne: Shut up, you’re waking the neighbors.
Nanase: Ooh, who’re you looking cute for?
Hyde: My boyfriend!
Orie: …..You’re CHEATING on me?
Seth: Wait, you guys are dating?
Linne: I am lost for words!
Hyde, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Linne lectured me for the next twenty five minutes.
Nanase: It’s so beautiful outside!
Phonon: Shut your ass up!
Nanase: You’re beautiful too!
Phonon: Shut your nice ass up!
“If he asks about your legs, thighs or breasts, send him to KFC! You’re a woman, not a value menu!”
“I’m not an E-Boy, I’m a skater boy. You see, E-boys get girls, I get bullied at school.”
Wagner, pulling Gordeau’s car over: Do you know why I pulled you over?
A Car Passing By: [HONK]
Another Car Passing By: [HONK]
A Third Car: [H O N K]
Gordeau: Because of the “honk if you think the Sword of The Licht Kreis has a micropussy” bumper sticker?
Gordeau: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate sometimes.
Chaos, trying to sleep: I’m gonna give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.
Londrekia: Vatista, do you have any shaving cream?
Vatista: No, I don’t like the way it tastes.
Merkava and Londrekia: You eat shaving cream?!
Vatista: No, why would I eat it if I don’t like the way it tastes?
Mika: I tried telling everyone I was part of the Licht Kreis, but they all just didn’t listen or told me where the nearest hospital was! Isn’t that so mean?
Orie: …Erm, Mika-
Wagner: Orie, you know what a brain aneursym, right?
Wagner: If this conversation doesn’t end right now, I’m gonna have one!
[At the beach]
Hilda: Hey, hot stuff with the water gun!
Hilda: Why don’t you come.. shoot your shot…
Eltnum, aiming her gun: Not a water gun.
Eltnum: How do you talk to short people?
Orie: I talk to them as I would any normal person, and not make them feel bad for something that they have no control over!
Eltnum: Okay, how do YOU talk to short people?
Phonon: I put my hands on my knees and lean over really closely and talk in really babyish tones to mock them.
Eltnum: None of these are really helpful. Akatsuki, how do you talk to short people?
Akatsuki: I don’t.
Hyde: …This is so dumb.
Vatista, sitting on Hyde’s shoulders: The higher I am, the better I can see.
Hyde: You can fly.
Vatista: Hush now, Hyde, I am searching.
Linne: Package for Nanase.
Nanase: Thanks, have a nice day!
Linne: Don’t tell me what to do.
Uzuki: The concept of wizards is so funny. You read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands.
Chaos: I didn’t attend 7 years of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit.
Uzuki: You’re right, you sure didn’t attend 7 years of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Enkidu: Are you still mad?
Gordeau: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Wagner to actually work?