Everyone hates us. It’s as if embezzling money from the country makes you the bad guy. I’ve never been an inspiration before…I don’t like it. It’s too much responsibility. Hey, I have no sense of decency. That way my other senses are enhanced.
Gyro: Every time you point, two fingers point back.
Hot Pants: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Okuyasu: If we don't do something now, it won't be long before their bickering tears this friendship apart.
Koichi: I still think we should just give them time. Not like we have a lot of options. You can't force people to get along.
Okuyasu: ...of course not, Koichi.
Okuyasu: [whispering] Of course not...
Okuyasu: Of course--
Koichi: Just go already!
Norisuke: My prize-winning fruit!
Josuke: You've won prizes?
Norisuke: It's an expression, Josuke. What're you, the fact police?
Yasuho: I have edge.
Rai: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
Jotaro, about Anne
Josuke: Oh, come on. Be neighborly!
Rohan: I’m not your neighbor. Also I think I hate you.
Fugo: We’re all a little tense, Bruno. Heck, I yell at Narancia all the time.
Narancia: I know you love me.
Jotaro: What was that noise?
Josuke: Uh... basement ghost?
Jotaro: Don't be ridiculous.
Jotaro: Basement ghosts don't sound anything like that.
Okuyasu: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I think I've found your problem, guys.
Okuyasu: Old things are dumb!
Koichi: Oh, that makes sense.
Josuke: It's all so clear now!
“Who needs courage when you’ve got a gun?”
— Hol Horse
Abbacchio: Well, I warned you.
Narancia: You did.
Abbacchio: But did you listen?
Abbacchio: Do you ever listen?
Abbacchio: Are you listening now?
Kakyoin: Guys, guys. You're both too valuable to risk.
Kakyoin: It should be someone expendable.
Kakyoin: Like Polnareff.
Yukako: Can I have these question mark stickers?
Yukako: [taking them] I want to put them on stop signs.
Koichi: Yukako, no!
Okuyasu: No offense, but you *are* something of a teacher's pet.
Koichi: None taken. People love their pets.
Weather: We need a plan of attack!
Jolyne: I have a plan: Attack!
Lisa Lisa: Why do I bother? He never listens.
Joseph: I heard that.
Lisa Lisa: Oh, sure. NOW he listens.
Valentine: You know that line you're not supposed to cross with the President?
Johnny: I'm coming up on it?
Valentine: No, no. Look behind you.
Jolyne: Don’t bother to thank me or anything.
Romeo: For what? I don’t need a rescue! Especially not from a–
Jolyne: You will if you finish that sentence.