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my drawing pad's broken for now so here's a shitpost lmao

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Jolyne, to Weather: You got it, dad! I mean dude! I mean, I’m not looking for a father figure!

#jolyne cujoh #weather report #stone ocean #source: one day at a time

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Jotaro: You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not okay. I’m the bully around here. Ask anyone.

#jotaro kujo #stardust crusaders #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Okuyasu: Hey philosophers, if free will isn’t real, then why am I eating chips in the bathroom?

Okuyasu:

Okuyasu: …why am I eating chips in the bathroom?

#okuyasu nijimura #diamond is unbreakable #source: tiktok

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Yasuho: Why isn’t Josuke excited?

Kei: I don’t know, but it’s weird. I’ve seen Josuke get excited over getting a curly fried mixed in with his regular fries.

Kei: He talked about it for a month.

#yasuho hirose #kei nijimura #josuke higashikata 8 #jojolion #source: austin and ally

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Caesar, to Joseph: Why are your plans always so complicated? You’re like Wile E. Coyote if he knew engineering.

#caesar zeppeli #joseph joestar #battle tendency #source: archer

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Hot Pants: Is this how you imagined your life would go, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes. Then again, I was a very depressed child.

#hot pants #johnny joestar #steel ball run #source: the simpsons

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Fugo: I am going to tell you something about my personal life.

Mista: Really?

Fugo: Okay, um, my personal life is none of your business. The fact that I know things about your personal life is one of the great sadnesses of my existence.

Mista: Sorry about that.

Fugo: And the fact that you’re going to know about mine is exponentially worse, but I don’t see how we get around it.

#pannacotta fugo #guido mista #vento aureo #source: grey's anatomy

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Ermes: Or, we do this the old-fashioned way

Ermes: [pulls out a molotov cocktail]

Weather: How did you make that so fast?!

#ermes costello #weather report #stone ocean #source: the good place

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Jonathan: I know it’s tempting to take a shortcut, but moral strength is defined by how we behave in times of stress.

Dio: Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?

Jonathan: Everyone. Constantly.

#jonathan joestar #dio brando #source: the good place #phantom blood

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#diamond is unbreakable #kishibe rohan #josuke higashikata

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I especially loved this quote enough to make a comic out of it

#vento aureo #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #guido mista #narancia ghirga #trish una

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Caesar: You’re completely mad!

Joseph: Thank goodness I am, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work!

#caesar zeppeli #joseph joestar #source: pirates of the caribbean #battle tendency

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Joseph: We either die free, or die trying!

Smokey: Are those the only choices?

#joseph joestar #smokey brown #battle tendency #source: chicken run

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Johnny: I think you’re my best friend.

Gyro: You think?

Johnny: Well, I can’t know for sure, because I’m realizing now that I don’t think I’ve ever really had one.

Gyro: Okay, well, if we’re being honest, I don’t think I’ve ever had one, either.

Johnny:

Johnny: This would be a really sweet moment if what we had admitted to each other wasn’t so sad.

#johnny joestar #gyro zeppeli #steel ball run #source: schitt's creek

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Mikitaka: Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

#mikitaka hazekura #diamond is unbreakable #source: tumblr