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Supernatural!(Y/N): Teru and I are so close that we finish each other-
Teru: Off.
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Teru: I ,for one, will be happy if Hanako dies. Sorry if that came off abrupt, I'm autistic and also a bitch.
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Sumire: When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels
(Y/N): Why?
Sumire: Sometimes.
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Natsuhiko: I’ve been in love with you since the day I met you
(Y/N): I just opened the door for you??
Natsuhiko: Happy 2 minute anniversary
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Mitsuba: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.
(Y/N): I literally only said 6 words.
Mitsuba: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.
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Kou: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Hanako: [sighing] (Y/N)’s.
(Y/N): Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Yashiro: [wiping away a tear] Inspirational.
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Tsukasa: I've got an appetite for destruction.
(Y/N): If you cut out our cookies to spell "DESTRUCTION," I'm kicking you out of the house.
Tsukasa: [nibbles on a crudely-cut "R"-shaped cookie]
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(Y/N): Don’t overreact
Yashiro, already digging her own grave and shoveling the dirt back on herself: I’m not
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Natsuhiko: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
(Y/N): I’m a knife
Sakura: They’re a little spoon
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Supernatural!(Y/N): [wiggling eyebrows] Hey who’s your favorite person in the whole world? [bats eyes]
Teru: Don’t have one
Supernatural!(Y/N): Hey! What about me?
Teru: You asked favorite person and you’re my angel
Supernatural!(Y/N): [tearing up] Awww, really?
Teru: Yes, because you’re dead to me
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Kou, Hanako by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't end you where you stand!
Hanako: U-uh... (Y/N) told me to have a good day!!
Kou, lowering their fist: You make a good point...
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Tiara: My classmate told me Santa wasn't real. Well joke's on him because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here?
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Tsukasa: How come whenever I have fun, it’s considered “wrong”? (Y/N): People get HURT when you have fun.
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(Y/N): One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the whole world and the universe Tsukasa: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa
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Supernatural!(Y/N), walking in: Where’s Yashiro?
Hanako, meeting them at the doorway: She’s not in.
Supernatural!(Y/N): Well where is he?
Hanako: She’s out.
Supernatural!(Y/N), sarcastically: I love these special moments we have.
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(Y/N): Kou figured out he can put sticky notes on people's backs
(Y/N): He doesn't know they're supposed to say stuff like "kick me" so they only have compliments on them
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(Y/N): Who want to make 5 bucks?
Kou: How?
(Y/N): I need someone to take the fall.
Teru, in the background: Oh my god!
Kou: What did you do?
(Y/N): Yes or no, no questions asked.
Teru, in the background: Oh! My! God!
Kou: Make it ten.
(Y/N): Done!
Teru, in the background: OH MY GOD!
(Y/N): You're a good kid, I GOT HIM HONEY
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