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Rodolphus: You're stupid.
Sirius: That's it?
Rodolphus: Give it time. It'll eat at you.
[later]
Sirius: Am I stupid?
Regulus: Yeah, a little.
Sirius: Damn him.
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*at Rabastan’s birthday*
Rabastan, opening Rod's gift: what a shit present.
Rodolphus: for my last birthday YOU gave ME a hug.
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Rabastan: rules are made to be broken! Rodolphus: nothing's meant to be broken, that's just stupid.
Rabastan: piñatas
Andromeda: Glowsticks.
Bellatrix: BONES
Avery: spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Rabastan: and rules!
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Rodolphus: what are you doing?
Narcissa: what does it look like I'm doing?
Rodolphus: stealing all my hoodies
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Bellatrix: accio knife
*later*
Narcissa: wHy tHe FUCK wOuld yOU tHinK thAt wAs a gOod iDea??
Bellatrix: it's fine, I fixed it.
Narcissa: putTING A BAND AID ON A KNIFE WOUND ISN'T FIXING!!!!
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“In cannon Sirius was a ladies man and Remus married Tonks. So neither of them were gay.”
Marauders fandom:
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Narcissa: you’re allowed to steal shit from the mall. The security guards don’t care. They’re there to shoot mannequins if they come to life.
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If you don't think Fandom Racism has a real world impact
Black actors consistently have the lowest followers of their respective TV show (it took Caleb the longest to get to 1 million followers after Stranger Things came out)
The above point impacts actors marketability
Black actors usually have the least questions at conventions - this hurts their mental health and is plain rude
Fandoms have genuine leverage about how characters are portrayed - if fandoms attack Black actors, next season they face reduced roles or are cut altogether (Ani, 13 reasons why - the problem was with the writing, yet the actress received abuse and got her role heavily reduced in the last season)
They reduced and sidelined the intimacy between Guinevere and Arthur in the final season of Merlin due to fans attacking the character and shipping Arthur/Merlin
Actors ability to do their job - newsflash, facing racism on the job is traumatic and horrific. How many stories do we need to hear about actors who no longer want to talk about a project or do it again because their experience, especially with the fans, was toxic (e.g. John Boyega, Candice Patton)
This is more of an omission but I have seen fandoms keep their foot on actors' necks to speak out on important topics. Yet it is silent when Black actors are facing racist abuse. It really should not have taken until this year for Grant Gustin to openly affirm his support to Candice Patton as Iris.
Your shows! You know that thing you stan? When you (and the writers) are racist, Black fans will *leave* and your ratings will go down, and the show will get canceled. So now you have nothing to fan over. Check out how long Sleepy Hollow lasted after they cut Nicole Beharie, or even GMW after the treatment of Angela Moore
Fandom racism is both overt and covert and has actual real world implications. Not just to the self-esteem and wellbeing of Black actor and fans, but people's finances. If you don't know, now you know. Call it out.
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Rodolphus: I’m looking for my brother, Rabastan Lestrange.
Alecto: Rabastan… Ahh, 6'1", empty eyes, cries when you call him bitchbaby?
Rodolphus: That’s him.
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Rabastan: [taking transfiguration exam]
Rabastan: [circles 'yes']
Test: if yes, please explain
Rabastan: [erases answer]
Rabastan: [circles 'no']
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Voldemort: okay, what do we do?
Rabastan: I was thinking tortillas-
Voldemort: about the war
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"WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL BURN DOWN THIS HOUSE DOWN TO GET MY ANIMAL CRACKERS!!"
Regulus Black at some point
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*right after the wedding* Bellatrix: Roddy, I-
Rodolphus: nope, there’s no ‘I’ or ‘you’ now, only ‘we’.
Bellatrix: Okay, then WE pushed Snape down the stairs.
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Snape: you’re pretty stupid
Peter: thanks!
Snape: why are you thanking me? i insulted you
Peter: all i heard was ’you’re pretty’
Peter: i’m focusing on the positives in life.
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Sirius: It was him okay! [pointing to Remus]
McGonagall: Mister-
Sirius: ALRIGHT IT WAS ME
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Rodolphus: I’m so fucking clumsy today. I keep bumping into things. I have so many bruises, it’s not even funny.
Rabastan, who broke into his room the night before to move all of his furniture exactly two inches to the left: damn, that’s weird.
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